The worst film you have seen this year!!

[barry21]

Well for me it has to be snakes on a train.
what a load of old cobblers.
The idea seems ok. A man and his wife want to cross California by train to see his uncle who is a powerful witch doctor after the woman gets sick.
They hitch a ride on a train and encounter some bad dudes. these all end up dead from being eaten or poisoned!!!!!
There is a long scene where a bent cop tries it on with a woman - who is a drug smuggler- who happens to be running away with her lover, another woman!!!!
The sick girl keeps being sick and seems to be vomiting snakes???
some of the snakes escape when the bad mob try to beat up the womans husband.
The snakes kill along the route and eventually the woman turns into a giant snake and eats the train, just as the handful of hero's jump off the rear of the train to safety.
Corny or what???
Its amazing the things you watch when you have the flu !!!!!!!!!!!!

[RetroAEROSMITH]

Worse films for me so far...although i havent seen that many to be honest....

1. The remake of A Nightmare on Elm St - Oh it could have been so much better, the backstory of freddy could have been done better, no scares just loud bangs, too dark to see anything, no likeable hero/heroine, direct copycat of some original scenes that didnt go anywhere ( the bath scene for one) the bad cgi of freddy coming through the wall was done so much better over 25 years ago...its bad..

2. 127 hours - I didnt enjoy it, i knew what it was about and as soon as it happened I thought " oh jeez this is going to be a long 90 mins" and it was...im sure many liked it, the scene people talk about wasnt as bad as they all make out..

3. Any of those Street Dance/step Up /Dance 3D movies my nieces all seem to be watching everytime i visit...very bad..

[barry21]

oooh yeh those Street Dance/step Up /Dance 3D movies they really do my head in.

[dwain-dibley]

burlesque..{went to cinema with wife }what a waste of 2 hrs that was
any of the street dance franchise movies
the last exorcism

[RetroAEROSMITH]

The last Exorcism wasnt what i was expecting either...too much blair witch crossed with Rosemarys baby.

[Brer Bunny]

Sorcerer's Apprentice for me.
Why does Merlin's protégée, played by Nicholas Cage, have an American accent? The film is extremely cheesy. I still watched the entire film so it wasn't that bad. Oh, I forgot... I saw National Treasure 2. It was so bad my mind had almost repressed it!

[branny]

Toss up between Knight and Day and Scott Pilgrim.

[spuggybridge]

Captain America wooden acting, crappy script (mind you most superhero films are also guilty of this) and it appears to completely rip off Wolfenstein.

[sf1378]

I had the misfortune of seeing most of Snakes on a Train too Barry...on the Horror Channel sometime ago....terrible. Whats pathetic is the budget, you can tell they filmed all the train scenes in a disused train carriage at an industrial railway yard. The special effects are rubbish too.

TRON-LEGACY is boring. Its all show and nowt else. Why they introduced Flynns Son is stupid. Just to 'update' it to youth I bet. If they could make Jeff Bridges young via CGI they could have done the same with Bruce Boxleitner and that woman from the original....they did for a bit in the film with Bruce but all in all, TRON LEGACY was pants...

A-TEAM's rubbish too. Couldn't understand anything they said for the noise of the explosions etc...And I don't really like Liam Neeson at all. His head is massive. Its really abnormally big and he always has that Irish Mid Atlantic accent going on in any role....

Scott Pilgrim-I agree, it seems novel at first but after a while the 'Edgar Wright' school of directing a la 'SPACED/SHAWN OF THE DEAD/HOT FUZZ' gets on my nerves and all the special effects in it as well as the look of the guy, the girl etc really annoyed me....again, all substance nothing else....

If anyones had a chance to see a film called ALAMAR do please watch. Its a lovely semi-documentary film about a half Italian boy going to Mexico to stay with his fisherman Father for a while before going back to the smog of Italy with his mother...a first time film for the director and much better than the guff I've moaned about.

[SniperMonkey]

Wow, where to start.

Scott Pilgrim was awful, I left the cinema after about 40 minutes. Attack the Block was awful too.

I watch The Box last night too with Cameron Diaz along with Knight and Day.

I have seen so many just lately but I love movies that I can't help but keep watching.

[sf1378]

I hate Cameron Diaz-everyone, well men, 'have' to like her as shes apparently pretty. She isn't really. And she isn't a talented actress even....

I recently watched a bit of 'Skyline'-that is one awful sci fi film...load of dog poo.

[Finnthedude]

"Knowing" with Nicolas Cage.

This was on TV a few nights ago. Looked OK in the preview trailers so I thought I'd give it a watch. It started out as being not too bad, some nice ideas and a bit of creepy stuff.

Then it began to get a bit silly.

Then it just got dumb. And I knew what was going to happen an hour before it ended.

I won't tell the ending, but the only ending that would have been more lame was if Nicolas Cage woke up and found it had all been a dream.

If only I'd "Known" this before I started watching it. ;)

Cheers,
Finnthedude.

[branny]

I hate Cameron Diaz-everyone, well men, 'have' to like her as shes apparently pretty. She isn't really. And she isn't a talented actress even....

I recently watched a bit of 'Skyline'-that is one awful sci fi film...load of dog poo.

It's all been down hill since THAT entrance in The Mask. She is not ageing well at all.

[sf1378]

I recently saw 'Machete' and 'Enduring Love'....both terrible.

[ncpcov]

I think there are 2 films that take the biscuit for me
Skyline - billed as a "cloverfield" type film, it was full of awful actors, who you never care whether they live or die - with such rubbish effects and aaaahhhhhhhhhh so bad.
Monsters - wow. I saw 2 monsters, at the end of the film. In a Petrol station. Absorbing power from a TV, then leaving. I am not sorry if this ruins the end for anyone - because if I can save anyone else wasting 2 hours of their life on this garbage I will feel warm and fuzzy inside.

[Trickyvee]

I saw the Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. That was dire IMO. I know Heath Ledger died before it was finished but it was a right botch job trying to get around that and just poor all round really.

[cardains]

Valentines Day. Pile of poo.

[Beach Life]

The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel found this boring and depressing despite good actors in the film!

[xmark1234]

im sorry ppl to me there no worst films like said in other thread all films are wot a film you just got love rubbish films they great lol

[Retrogames]

Jack Reacher... note to Tom Cruise, delivering each line sounding like you have chronic constipation does not make your character more gritty.

Tom now joins my list:

I will not see a new film if it stars

Nic Cage
Al Pacino
Robert De Niro
ArnoldSchwarzenegger
Drew Barrymore
Tom Cruise

[Powdered toast man]

The Hobbit. What a let-down. I loved the book but the film was just terrible. The whole thing looked like it had been filmed at an incredibly high frame rate and looked more like some cheap daytime tv drama than a big cinematic movie. The LOTR films were much better though.

[victorbrunswick]

Jack Reacher... note to Tom Cruise, delivering each line sounding like you have chronic constipation does not make your character more gritty.

Tom now joins my list:

I will not see a new film if it stars

Al Pacino
Robert De Niro


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[escorteclipse1990]

That new Sweeney film. Rubbish.

[ann22]

I hated Lincoln, I'm probably the only person on the planet who did. I actually only watched about half of it because I don't think I'd have survived sitting through it all. It was soooo boring!!!! All I could see was all these men standing about in dark rooms and arguing about stuff that I struggled to follow. Maybe I'm just not intelligent enough or maybe I don't have the attention span required to absorb the boring script. My heartbeat slowed down to about 10 beats a minute, my arms and legs were going numb and I was feeling colder and colder as the minutes were ticking by. Think I was literally dying of boredom:cry:.