Parodies....or rude songs/verses...help needed

[suzannewozere2]

My Dad recently challenged me to find a few of these, I found the boy stood on the burning deck. I found the one about the dogs that held a meeting. The one I cannot find is the parody of the story of Daniel from the bible in which "Daniel seeing the kings wall, wrote A***holes upon it.
The king seeing Daniel had written A***holes was exceeding displeased and threw Daniel into the dungeon to teach him a lesson.

It carries on like that getting ruder, please help.

[suzannewozere2]

Please

[Danny]

I found the one about the dogs that held a meeting.

The dogs they held a meeting --- this was used in a kids film (Think from the land Down Under ) about some lad called Smiley who stood up in his school concert and recited it - his Dad had set him up to win a bet with his drinking cronies

[suzannewozere2]

I found the one about the dogs that held a meeting.

The dogs they held a meeting --- this was used in a kids film (Think from the land Down Under ) about some lad called Smiley who stood up in his school concert and recited it - his Dad had set him up to win a bet with his drinking cronies

Dad was around last night and was glad I'd found it but Daniel remains elusive.