Turn That Cr*p Off!!!

[Elbmek]

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its jukebox actually

[vanhelsing]

I DARE anybody to put O Superman on on a Pub dukebox. I've had therse reactions:
Being called a weirdo vampire freak (Ironic because of my user name but I'm more a visceral gore/demon posssession (Evil Dead anybody?) Lovecraftian horror fan myself and have books on torture/execution methods)
Who put this on?
Been banned from the said Dukebox

Everybody Knows it's Chirstmas (Yes, WE KNOW!!!) by Perry Como. Makes me want to thow the telly through the window or get an axe to it.
O Superman ALWAYS gets a reaction at the pub (Easy, all they have to do is bring back Kronenbourg 1664)

Rap music is getting worse, I bought Rap Trax in 87 just like Goldie lookin chain did. thats when Rap was good. It has got so shallow now.
Its all about pimps , bling ,drugs , hoods , hoes, beeeeeemers,benzs, guns ,money . Am I just getting old?

I definetly rememebr:-
Run D MC (they were against guns and gang violence)
Roxanne Chante (now a psychiatrist)
The Fat boys
Curtis Blow
Doug E Fresh
Mantronics
LL Cool J

Gangsta rap!!! Kill them. Kill them all! argghhhhhhhhhhh

Sounds like something from a Metal band called Bal-sagoth (have a gander at WWW.BAL-SAGOTH.COM )and hear some of the music and subject matter but DON'T ask about the heavy metal banded called EXHUMED!

I don't need to say ,much about Kate Bush's singing, especially when the moggy starts meeoooowing (especially with the current weather) to go out/be fed. Even called her kate Bush once.

Also am I allowed to mention those Go Compare adverts? I don't know how ANYBODY can stand them! Juan Sheet's got potential but bring back the Listerine Draons 'But NOT your girl' Eddie and 'ohh' Clifford!!

Any song by Phil Collins. I search the back of compilation albums to make sure they haven't snuck one on. (Inevitably they have.)

They're ALL the same these 60s/70s/80s/Christmas compilations that keep coming out. They have the same songs and artists but hardly ever the (possibly deliebreatlt ignored/forgotten_ obscure classics that only got mentioned once and that's it, BACK TO OBSCURITY.

The healthy eating nazis DESPISED the Fast Food Song for the reason it was about fast food places like McDonalds, etc. But I don'ty know what rthey were kicking off about.

[Elbmek]

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Any Opera - most nauseating sound I have ever heard

[Techno]

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For me my worst song would be. `Its got to be-e-e-e-e-e-e perfect.` Cant even think who sang it, but I hate it.

That's Fairground Attraction I think.

The only artist I have to turn off is Missy Elliott, especially "Get UR Freak On". She's so annoying. In the video she spits and somebody eats it. It's disgusting.

[Krazy]

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For me my worst song would be. `Its got to be-e-e-e-e-e-e perfect.` Cant even think who sang it, but I hate it.

[Megawitch]

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Jazz with all the doobydoobydoos!Urgh! I hate Cleo Laine
Crooners, Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby, thank God they've gone then along comes Jamie Cullum and Michael Buble! Grow up lads, get in the groove!

And Tony whats-his-face "I left my heart in San Fransisco"

I notice Cliff has brought a new album of these ancient s**t songs just like Rod Stewart did! Urgh!

[stockportyears]

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Centrefold by J Geils Band

[Trickyvee]

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Beyonce's Crazy in Love. I'm still recovering from the hellish onslaught. That's the trouble when everybody else loves your personal toe curler. It gets played everywhere for ages until you go nuts.

[Tracy]

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My kids at the moment keep playing 'dizzee rascal, Bonkers' ........ I hate it

Having said that, i hate most of today's music, i s'pose my parents used to think that about me when i was blasting mine as a kid

[Disco Duck]

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Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce


I absolutely cant stand it.........My toes are curling just thinking about it.....

[Elbmek]

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Any thing by Des O,Connor
Engelbert Humperdink
Tom Jones sex bomb
Lily Allen-Smile
Sandy Tom-Wish I was a punk rocker

In the 60s, Gary Sprake of Leeds threw the ball into his own net at Anfield and the Kop spawned a football classic. "Careless Hands" Des O'Connor.

[amethyst]

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Any thing by Des O,Connor
Engelbert Humperdink
Tom Jones sex bomb
Lily Allen-Smile
Sandy Tom-Wish I was a punk rocker

[pantherpink]

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Heather Small / M People - I hate her voice and hate that song Moving on up.

[amethyst]

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When I am in the car listening to the radio

These artists would really get on my nerves

Anything by Bay city Rollers,Paper Lace,Queen,Meatloaf,Status Quo,Madonna,Spice Girls,Britney Spears,

The ketchup song what a load of shite.
Cheeky girls cant stand them
Nelly and Kelly-no matter what I do
Any modern tripe
Punk,rap,house music
Dont like opera
Birdie song
Winifred school choir-granma we love you
Clive Dunn-Grandad
Bennie hill-Ernie
Peter Sarstet-were do you go to my lovely

[Abrar]

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It's raining men- The weaher Girls
Angels-Robbie Williams
I will alway love you- Whitney Houston
I'll be your hero- Enrique Iglesias
Livin la vida loca- Ricky Martin
The Power of Love - Jennifer Rush
Into the Valley- The Skids
Sheena is a punk rocker- The Ramones