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  • #91
    "No, I don't have the receipt or my ID, no pockets in this outfit. Even though I don't have my wallet, I promise this hat rack is not stolen."

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    • #92
      “You’d better see to those two old ladies over there sarge, one has had a stroke , the other couldn’t reach”

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      • #93
        Originally posted by Cartimand View Post
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        "I caught this guy sneaking in without a ticket Sarge."
        "Have you searched him to make sure?"
        "Errm .... maybe I was mistaken, Sarge. OK. Off you go son. Just don't do it again..."

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        • #94
          "Nasty... surprising what can get caught in those old turnstiles"

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          • #95
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            No sarge, that's not my truncheon - and I think he is pleased to see us.
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            • #96
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              Stan: "Hey girls, I see you're wearing the new uniform with the quarantine skirts."
              Clippie: "Why do you call them that Stan?"
              Stan: "Cos we can't wait for them to be lifted."
              Bob: "Bwa ha ha!"
              Last edited by Cartimand; 17-08-2021, 10:02.

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              • #97
                Originally posted by Cartimand View Post
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                Clippie: "So why did you become a bus driver, Stan?"
                Stan: "To overcome my fear"
                Clippie: "You were scared of driving?"
                Stan: "No - of dying alone!"
                Bob: "Bwa ha ha!"

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                • #98
                  Originally posted by Cartimand View Post
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                  Stan: "Gor blimey what a day!"
                  Clippie: "What's up Stan?"
                  Stan: "First my mother-in-law gets hit by a bus and now Blakey says they might sack me because of it!"
                  Bob: "Bwa ha ha!"
                  Last edited by Cartimand; 17-08-2021, 10:25.

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                  • #99
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                    Stan: "They say one day these things will be all electric!"
                    Clippie: "Gor! That’ll be sumfink!”
                    Stan: "Na, it’ll never ‘appen, we ain’t never gonna get extension leads long enough !"
                    Bob: "Bwa ha ha!"

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                    • Originally posted by Cartimand View Post
                      Stan: "Well what d'yer reckon Bob - isn't it time we got on board with their double-deckers?"
                      Bob: "Phwooaarr not 'arf! Bwa ha ha!"

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ID:	285998Carter: You know guv, they say smoking is bad for you.
                        Reagan: So is w------, but that hasn't stopped you.

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                          I'm warning you human. If you don't wipe that smirk off your face, I'll show you what cyber-bullying really means.

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