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    I was gonna put this into fun'n' games forum in "finish the jingle" thread but I couldn't remember enough about it
    can anyone advise ?

    Bloke at bar drinking Harp lager , starts chatting to a girl and theen hulk of a boyfriend turns up , sharp bloke convinces him she's his sister and they both gotta leave cos mother is ill

    It was done in rhyme ---what I do remember is: -
    blah blah ( unknown words)

    ...She was very intellectual 'ta very much' and the way she ate her crisps had a feminine touch, but the gorilla that she had in tow was just a bit much...
    blah blah etc ...
    ..."and our eighty year old mother is all on her own"

    Harp stays sharp to the bottom of the glass

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    Re: Harp stays sharp

    Originally posted by Danny View Post
    I was gonna put this into fun'n' games forum in "finish the jingle" thread but I couldn't remember enough about it
    can anyone advise ?

    Bloke at bar drinking Harp lager , starts chatting to a girl and theen hulk of a boyfriend turns up , sharp bloke convinces him she's his sister and they both gotta leave cos mother is ill

    It was done in rhyme ---what I do remember is: -
    blah blah ( unknown words)

    ...She was very intellectual 'ta very much' and the way she ate her crisps had a feminine touch, but the gorilla that she had in tow was just a bit much...
    blah blah etc ...
    ..."and our eighty year old mother is all on her own"

    Harp stays sharp to the bottom of the glass
    been looking but only words i can find are these

    I've got this friend called Malcolm, well I wouldn't say he’s tight,
    But his wallet would make a quiet place for moths to spend the night,
    He’s first out of the taxi and last into the pub,
    Then says “I’d like to buy a drink but” (and here’s the rub)
    He’s “just a little short right now” and could he “have a sub? “
    I stood him for another and he swore he’d “get them in”
    Then, going over to the mic, I announced above the din:
    “Tonight is Malcolm’s birthday and the drinks are all on him.”
    Harp — stays sharp to the bottom of the glass.
    Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it.
    Those who live in the past are already repeating it.

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      Re: Harp stays sharp



      and who else remembers this one?
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qqw0p0CCwQ


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