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  • #61
    Re: Interesting questions which go unanswered

    Originally posted by George 1978 View Post
    You should be ashamed of yourself.
    Oh i am.....regularly
    Ejector seat?...your jokin!

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    • #62
      Re: Interesting questions which go unanswered

      Originally posted by tex View Post
      Oh i am.....regularly
      So you should be.
      I've everything I need to keep me satisfied
      There's nothing you can do to make me change my mind
      I'm having so much fun
      My lucky number's one
      Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh!

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      • #63
        Re: Interesting questions which go unanswered

        How do birds instinctively know when you just washed the car?
        Ejector seat?...your jokin!

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        • #64
          Re: Interesting questions which go unanswered

          If people cannot be in two places at once, then how can Pudsey Bear being in hundreds of places at one for Children in Need? He will be in the north-east, south-west, somewhere in Basingstoke etc.

          (Yes, I know that there are more than one of them made, and that Pudsey is a bear and not a person, but I always like to keep magical illusions alive from my childhood...)
          I've everything I need to keep me satisfied
          There's nothing you can do to make me change my mind
          I'm having so much fun
          My lucky number's one
          Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh!

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          • #65
            Re: Interesting questions which go unanswered

            if James bond is a "secret" agent how come everybody and his mother knows who he is?
            Ejector seat?...your jokin!

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            • #66
              Re: Interesting questions which go unanswered

              Reminds me of that Secret Bunker sign which I think is somewhere in Northamptonshire, and everyone from Private Eye to those novelty books have featured.

              One thing I have just seen listed in Total TV Guide magazine is on ITV this Sunday - "The Martin Lewis Money Show Live", which is announced as being a (R) for a repeat. I mean, how can it be live if it's a repeat?
              I've everything I need to keep me satisfied
              There's nothing you can do to make me change my mind
              I'm having so much fun
              My lucky number's one
              Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh!

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              • #67
                Re: Interesting questions which go unanswered

                Originally posted by George 1978 View Post
                Reminds me of that Secret Bunker sign which I think is somewhere in Northamptonshire, and everyone from Private Eye to those novelty books have featured.

                One thing I have just seen listed in Total TV Guide magazine is on ITV this Sunday - "The Martin Lewis Money Show Live", which is announced as being a (R) for a repeat. I mean, how can it be live if it's a repeat?
                Don't get me started !!!

                ElevenSports the new company who bought the Spanish league football rights label their MOST of their games as LIVE even though they're repeated !!!

                I queries this with them as it's very confusing to the viewer unless you know for certain which games are being played at that exact time ..

                Anyways they explained that when a game ( any game !) is being transmitted NOW ... it's being transmitted LIVE because you can see it NOW !??

                Sounds like absolute rollox to me !


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                • #68
                  Re: Interesting questions which go unanswered

                  It's like how Jim Davidson's Generation Game misleadingly used the word "Live" in its opening announcement when introducing Davidson as everyone knows that the shows was recorded a good couple of months before.

                  And Nicholas Parsons used to go on about people who used to think that Sale of the Century used to be announced as "Live from Norwich - it's the quiz of the week".
                  I've everything I need to keep me satisfied
                  There's nothing you can do to make me change my mind
                  I'm having so much fun
                  My lucky number's one
                  Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh!

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                  • #69
                    Re: Interesting questions which go unanswered

                    Speaking of misleading announcements, I used to hear quite a bit of the following a few years ago:

                    "For a free leaflet/booklet/whatever, please phone 09064..."

                    If that's free, then I am a qualified psychiatrist.
                    I've everything I need to keep me satisfied
                    There's nothing you can do to make me change my mind
                    I'm having so much fun
                    My lucky number's one
                    Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh!

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                    • #70
                      Re: Interesting questions which go unanswered

                      Originally posted by George 1978 View Post
                      Speaking of misleading announcements, I used to hear quite a bit of the following a few years ago:

                      "For a free leaflet/booklet/whatever, please phone 09064..."

                      If that's free, then I am a qualified psychiatrist.
                      Doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains...
                      Time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas - go figure!

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                      • #71
                        Re: Interesting questions which go unanswered

                        Originally posted by zabadak View Post
                        Doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains...
                        Pull yourself together man
                        Ejector seat?...your jokin!

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                        • #72
                          Re: Interesting questions which go unanswered

                          Originally posted by tex View Post
                          Pull yourself together man
                          That's what I was going to say.
                          I've everything I need to keep me satisfied
                          There's nothing you can do to make me change my mind
                          I'm having so much fun
                          My lucky number's one
                          Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh!

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                          • #73
                            Re: Interesting questions which go unanswered

                            Who else flushes the toilet before you finished peeing?
                            Ejector seat?...your jokin!

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                            • #74
                              Re: Interesting questions which go unanswered

                              Originally posted by tex View Post
                              Who else flushes the toilet before you finished peeing?
                              Sometimes .... not sure why though ..


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                              • #75
                                Re: Interesting questions which go unanswered

                                How many people in here have a joint account with your partner and pool both wages ( as me and the missus do ) ??


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