Jokes

[dondons69]

not sure if there is room for another game as the others are so good but if anyone wants to play then the first person posts the punchline and the person below has to guess the joke
i'll start although i'm not too good at jokes
easy one to get us going
punchline = to get to the other side!

[xmark1234]

why did the chicken cross the road

[dondons69]

well done xmark your turn to post a punchline

[remember]

i''l post one for him... "tell it to sit on a leaf and wait until autumn"

[dondons69]

how do you get an elephant down from an oak tree?
am i right?

[remember]

yes that's the one (groan)
how about this one...

... and the barman said "why the long face"

[dondons69]

i give in!

[xmark1234]

pass

[dondons69]

is it.... a horse walks into a bar and orders a drink?

[xmark1234]

dont get that one