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  • #16
    mary had a litle lamb and she didint know where to find them
    in the deap freeze with packs of peas
    neatly stacked up behind them
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    • #17
      Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
      A: For throwing out the W's!
      No man is worth your tears - and the one who is wont make you cry!

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      • #18
        Why did the baker have smelly hands?

        He needed a poo.

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        • #19
          i don't get that one toonlistguy!!!!
          No man is worth your tears - and the one who is wont make you cry!

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          • #20
            (*sigh)

            ......he was a baker, and he KNEEDED something......

            ..........just me that finds that funny then?

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            • #21
              i see now!!!
              No man is worth your tears - and the one who is wont make you cry!

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              • #22
                he he he
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                • #23
                  that's the funniest joke I heard in a long time toonlistguy! seriously! i love it!
                  Do You Remember the 70s, 80s and 90s?
                  http://www.DoYouRemember.co.uk

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                  • #24
                    whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?





                    U can roast beef but.......

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                    • #25
                      Paddy is working on a building site when he falls & is taken to casualty. The doctor looks at him, tells Paddy's workmates he ( doctor ) will be back soon with equipment & in the meantime, could they keep Paddy's head well supported.

                      The Doctor returns to find the lads in a circle, clapping & chanting :






                      "Paddy's Head ! Paddy's Head ! Paddy's Head!"

                      I'll just get me coat....
                      Into the 5th Millennium & beyond...!

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                      • #26
                        rofl scotia and aidan!
                        No man is worth your tears - and the one who is wont make you cry!

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                        • #27
                          hahahahaha!!!!!!!
                          Growing old is inevitable but growing up is optional

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                          • #28
                            Two monsters were talking when one suddenly says "tha ghoule over ther ejust rolled her eyes at me!" to which his mate replied " well you better roll em back, she'll need em"
                            Growing old is inevitable but growing up is optional

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                            • #29
                              what did one seal say to another seal?

                              Stop you're blubbering!!
                              heehee
                              I'd rather hear the bad truth than a good lie

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                              • #30
                                a steak pie walks into the pub and orders a pint...........the barman says "sorry we dont serve food"

                                boom boom

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