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    I must be really innocent and naive but I don't get the skeleton one?
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    i think i kind of get it...

    Mary had a little sheep and with that sheep she'd go to sleep but that sheep turned out to be a ram now Mary has a little lamb
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    what does a donkey at blackpool have for lunch?
    Half an hour!!!
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    i only know dirty jokes
    THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE TRUST NO ONE

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    a skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a pint and a mop

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    mary had a litle lamb and she didint know where to find them
    in the deap freeze with packs of peas
    neatly stacked up behind them

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    Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
    A: For throwing out the W's!
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    Why did the baker have smelly hands?

    He needed a poo.

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    i don't get that one toonlistguy!!!!
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    (*sigh)

    ......he was a baker, and he KNEEDED something......

    ..........just me that finds that funny then?

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