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    i see now!!!
    No man is worth your tears - and the one who is wont make you cry!


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    he he he

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    that's the funniest joke I heard in a long time toonlistguy! seriously! i love it!
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    whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?





    U can roast beef but.......

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    Paddy is working on a building site when he falls & is taken to casualty. The doctor looks at him, tells Paddy's workmates he ( doctor ) will be back soon with equipment & in the meantime, could they keep Paddy's head well supported.

    The Doctor returns to find the lads in a circle, clapping & chanting :






    "Paddy's Head ! Paddy's Head ! Paddy's Head!"

    I'll just get me coat....
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    rofl scotia and aidan!
    No man is worth your tears - and the one who is wont make you cry!


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    hahahahaha!!!!!!!
    Calcifer: "Here's another curse for you - may all your bacon burn."

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    Two monsters were talking when one suddenly says "tha ghoule over ther ejust rolled her eyes at me!" to which his mate replied " well you better roll em back, she'll need em"
    Calcifer: "Here's another curse for you - may all your bacon burn."

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    what did one seal say to another seal?

    Stop you're blubbering!!
    heehee
    I'd rather hear the bad truth than a good lie

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    a steak pie walks into the pub and orders a pint...........the barman says "sorry we dont serve food"

    boom boom

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