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    These deluded suicide bombers, believe they are doing Allah's/God's work & that they will be rewarded in Heaven

    Really?

    If there actually is Heaven & Hell (which I very much doubt, personally) then surely they would go to Hell.

    At the Pearly Gates. St. Peter will probably say to them something like this:

    "Next please. Oh it's you. The down elevator is over there" lol

    Do you really believe the other side without provocation would launch so many ICBM's, subs and ships knowing that we would have no option to launch as well? It would break our MAD Treaty (Mutually Assured Destruction) not to mention the end of the world as we know it.


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    Default Re: Tell us a joke

    Quote Originally Posted by Twocky61 View Post
    These deluded suicide bombers, believe they are doing Allah's/God's work & that they will be rewarded in Heaven

    Really?

    If there actually is Heaven & Hell (which I very much doubt, personally) then surely they would go to Hell.

    At the Pearly Gates. St. Peter will probably say to them something like this:

    "Next please. Oh it's you. The down elevator is over there" lol
    The suicide bomber joke I like is ...

    So those suicide bombers happily give their lives on the understanding that they will find 77 virgins waiting for them on the other side ...sounds great yet ....

    Nobody said anything about them being FEMALE !!


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    WTG Zincubus lol

    Do you really believe the other side without provocation would launch so many ICBM's, subs and ships knowing that we would have no option to launch as well? It would break our MAD Treaty (Mutually Assured Destruction) not to mention the end of the world as we know it.


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    Default Re: Tell us a joke

    Quote Originally Posted by Twocky61 View Post
    Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to
    pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from
    you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament
    was very happy and left the shop.
    The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
    Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.

    And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
    the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
    Pity that joke wasn't made 200 years ago otherwise I could have said that they could have joined the Whigs.
    I am now in my 40s (just in case anyone asks).

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