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  • Jingle Bells, Batman Smells

    Jingle Bells
    Batman Smells
    Robin Flew Away.
    The Batmobile
    Lost It's Wheel
    On the M6 Motorway.

    This was I think how it went.

    And another:

    While Shephards Washed Their Socks By Night
    All Seated 'Round The Pot.
    The Angel of The Lord Came Down
    And Stole The Bloody Lot.

    Anyone else sing these or have variations upon them?

  • #2
    Re: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells

    While shepherds washed their socks by night,
    All seated round the tub,
    The Angel of the Lord came down,
    And gave them all a scrub.

    I can remember singing this at school carol concerts-the teachers would glare at us if they heard, but mostly they didn't!
    Old enough to know better...

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    • #3
      Re: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells

      We used to sing..

      While shepherds washed their socks by night
      all watching ITV
      The Angel of the Lord came down
      and switched to BBC

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      • #4
        Re: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells

        very very vague, hoping someone knows the rest

        we three kings of orient are
        came on the underground ever so far
        dagenham, barking
        something something
        and pretty certain the last line was something about in her underwear

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        • #5
          Re: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells

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          we three kings of orient are
          came on the underground ever so far
          dagenham, barking
          something something
          and pretty certain the last line was something about in her underwear
          Was it this...?

          We three kings of Leicester Square
          Selling ladies underwear
          So fantastic, no elastic
          Only tuppence a pair

          The bit about the knicker elastic and tuppence a pair rings a bell with me.

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          • #6
            Re: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells

            We had...

            We three kings
            of orient are,
            One in a taxi,
            One in a car
            One on a scooter
            Blowing his hooter....

            ...something something lol

            Apart from that, we used to sing "Rubber BUM BUM" which always got us in trouble in assembly

            Not christmas related, but me and my friends used to sing this in the playground a lot also....

            Scooby Dooby Doo
            did a poo
            in Shaggy's slippers
            Shaggy put them on
            What a pong!
            Scooby is a b****rd!

            Yeah... I know... but what can I say? We were about 6 at the time and you can't expect a 6yr old to win the Ivor Novello award!

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            • #7
              Re: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells

              Jingle Bells, Santa smells
              From 90 miles away
              He did a fart behind his cart
              And bombed the USA

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              • #8
                Re: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells

                Jesus Christ superstar
                Went down the round on a Yamaha...
                ...and I probably shouldn't finish that one off in these days of political correctness.
                But you might know it too
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                • #9
                  Re: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells

                  My Brother Lies over the Ocean
                  My Sister Lies over the sea
                  My Father lies over my Mother
                  and thats how they B****y got me, got me
                  thats how they B****y got me

                  think I was six when we heard that one, took quite a few years to understand what it meant LOL
                  DON'T TELL HIM YOUR NAME PIKE!!

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