Page 3 of 4 FirstFirst 1234 LastLast
Results 21 to 30 of 34

Thread: Embarrassing Moments

  1. #21
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Location
    South coast
    Posts
    28

    Default Re: Embarrassing Moments

    Quote Originally Posted by Marillion View Post
    Did he realise I had misheard him? Or does he still think that shop employ staff who are so ignorant that they don't know what a condom is?
    That's funny!!!!

    My most embarrassing moment happened when I was cut up and tooted at by a mad driver on a roundabout, and my reaction was of the two-fingered variety (with appropriate verbal message, as the window was down) only then to realise it was someone I recognized from work...for weeks after that I kept a really low profile and hid in a doorway whenever I saw them down the corridor!

  2. #22
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Fraserburgh, Scotland
    Posts
    552

    Default Re: Embarrassing Moments

    Shopping in aberdeen with family, gave my Sister my money so i didnt waste it on anything, ( everyone was weaing Batwing Jackets at the time )
    found something I liked and really wanted, saw my sister out of the corner of my eye, started tugging on Her Jacket sleeve repeatedly saying
    " giez ma money, giez ma money " when no Money was forthcoming, i turned round and looked into the face of a complete stranger :O
    then noticed my sister Standing behind this woman, Killing herself laughing, I made my apologies and got outta there quick sharp
    Reckless Stu
    http://www.purrsinourhearts.co.uk/index.php

    DON'T TELL HIM YOUR NAME PIKE!!

  3. #23
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Cambridge
    Posts
    384

    Default Re: Embarrassing Moments

    I didn't witness this myself, but a friend told me about a party he went to where this one guy had too much to drink and spent the later half of the evening with his head over the toilet.
    Then the seat and lid came crashing down on the back of his head, knocking his teeth out on the toilet bowl.
    OWW
    I'd hate to be that guy in the morning...

  4. #24

    Default Re: Embarrassing Moments

    I read an article on embarrassing moments some time ago and this one stuck in my mind.

    A girl was visiting her new boyfriend's house for dinner one night and to meet his parents for the first time. After sitting in the lounge for a while, she suddenly found she had to use the toilet very badly for a poo. Being unfamiliar with the house, she was directed to the upstairs bathroom and her boyfriend said they would be in the dining roomm when she came down, and indicated a door off the lounge. She used the toilet rather copiously and to her horror found that she had blocked it. In a panic, and not knowing what else to do, she scooped pieces of poo out of the toilet, opened the bathroom window and flung them into the night. Eventually, the toilet flushed, she cleaned herself up, composed herself, and went downstairs into the dining room where the parents and her boyfriend were sitting. She sat beside him, apologising for taking a while and noticed everyone's puzzled glances at her and that they kept looking at the ceiling. Innocently, she looked up and her stomach dropped. The dining room was actually a single-storey extension built onto the house with a glass roof. When she had been throwing the poo out of the window into what she took to be the garden, it had actually rained down onto the glass roof of the extension as her boyfriend and parents had sat there, hearing and seeing each piece as it hit the roof.

  5. #25
    Join Date
    Aug 2014
    Location
    Christchurch uk
    Posts
    2,204

    Default Re: Embarrassing Moments

    When I was eleven, in my first year of high school, there was a girl Maureen (real name) in the fifth year, who I had a crush on

    When I was born, my testicles had not dropped, being still in my abdomen

    I had an operation to cure this

    One testicle, I can still push up in my abdomen

    Anyway, somehow Maureen found out about this

    She used to sing to me the Mike Batt song Maybe You're a Womble, but changing the last word to One Ball

    Then one lunch time, in the playground, she pulled down my trousers & under pants

    She grabbed hold of me & squeezed hard crushing my genitals. It was very painful

    Seeing I actually had two testicles she just said:

    "Oh"
    Last edited by Twocky61; 09-01-2019 at 16:43.

    Do you really believe the other side without provocation would launch so many ICBM's, subs and ships knowing that we would have no option to launch as well? It would break our MAD Treaty (Mutually Assured Destruction) not to mention the end of the world as we know it.


  6. #26
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Posts
    1,145

    Default Re: Embarrassing Moments

    Quote Originally Posted by Twocky61 View Post
    When I was eleven, in my first year of high school, there was a girl Maureen (real name) in the fifth year, who I had a crush on

    When I was born, my testicles had not dropped, being still in my abdomen

    I had an operation to cure this

    One testicle, I can still push up in my abdomen

    Anyway, somehow Maureen found out about this

    She used to sing to me the Mike Batt song Maybe You're a Womble, but changing the last word to One Ball

    Then one lunch time, in the playground, she pulled down my trousers & under pants

    She grabbed hold of me & squeezed hard crushing my genitals. It was very painful

    Seeing I actually had two testicles she just said:

    "Oh"
    Jees a sixth former doing that !?!

    She'd be put on the sex offenders list nowadays


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro

  7. #27
    Join Date
    Oct 2017
    Location
    Nottingham, UK
    Posts
    1,744

    Default Re: Embarrassing Moments

    Apart from the obvious embarrassing moments such as being born and diagnosed with lots of things, I think that the majority of them happened while I was at school in the early 1990s. Mind you, I can think of one other...

    It was a Saturday morning in the mid to late 1980s and me and my sister were playing in a local playground - the swings, slides etc, you know the score. There was a shelter at the side of the playground where parents watched us play. Now, my father used to sit on the bench in this shelter when we went the park, but this time he didn't as my sister had taken me. On this particular visit, there was a man who was the spitting image of my father sitting on the bench in the shelter - I almost thought absent mindedly that it was my father and I nearly called out "Dad" to the man, although obviously he didn't respond. I felt really embarrassed when I realised he was a total stranger - and we were told at school never to talk to people we don't know. So much for lookalikes in identity parades.

    Also, at school we had to shower after cross country running and some moron had pinched my towel for a laugh, and so I had nothing to cover myself up with - I had an operation (see the Hospital thread) and they made references to where it was on my body - that was one day that not only I wish that my mother had written me a note excusing me from PE but I wished that I had not gone to school at all that day.
    I am now in my 40s (just in case anyone asks).

  8. #28
    Join Date
    Jun 2018
    Location
    manchester
    Posts
    1,515

    Default Re: Embarrassing Moments

    Had to laugh at my wife recently, we were walking past argos and a woman was stood at the door with three or four copies of the argos catalogue, my wife walked up and saying "thankyou" took one of them from her thinking that she was a member of staff handing them out to customers.....she wasn't, she was taking them for family members.
    ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN THE NEXT HALF HOUR.

  9. #29
    Join Date
    Oct 2017
    Location
    Nottingham, UK
    Posts
    1,744

    Default Re: Embarrassing Moments

    Tex's Argos catalogue incident reminded me of being in Sainsbury's back in the late 1980s - I saw what I thought was a free booklet on the shelf about various things, and I didn't even notice the price sticker on the back until I got home because, let's face it, I didn't realise that they sold things like that. The booklet was displayed in a "please take one" manner in a similar way as to how catalogues are in a shop.

    At least regarding the Argos catalogues, one could go back in the store and get another one I suppose.
    I am now in my 40s (just in case anyone asks).

  10. #30
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Stockport
    Posts
    5,004

    Default Re: Embarrassing Moments

    I remember trying on some pullovers in Top Man, & afterwards folding up the ones I didn't want & putting them back on the shelf.

    While I was doing this a woman started asking me where something was, as she thought I worked there!

    It doesn't help that the staff don't have uniforms, just a name badge.
    The Trickster On The Roof

Similar Threads

  1. Embarrassing Gigs
    By Pootle in forum Music events
    Replies: 97
    Last Post: 13-10-2015, 13:42
  2. Replies: 44
    Last Post: 30-07-2012, 03:34
  3. Replies: 84
    Last Post: 09-04-2012, 01:53
  4. Embarrassing Moments
    By Elbmek in forum Miscellaneous memories
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 02-04-2010, 23:52
  5. Embarrassing Gigs
    By Pootle in forum Bands
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 09-10-2005, 01:46

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •