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    What jokes or what kind of humour was very popular when you were growing up? When I was in elementary school Polish jokes were very popular.

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    The only thing I remember was

    Knock Knock
    Whos there

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    • #3
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      Irish man scots man and english man jokes
      THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE TRUST NO ONE

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      • #4
        Re: Schoolyard and Playground Humour

        Originally posted by xmark1234 View Post
        Irish man scots man and english man jokes
        What about the WELSH man

        Consequences where you fold up a large piece of paper into triangle shape then fold it down again and so on.You wrote numbers on top piece inside that I think it was colours then girls names then boys names.

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        • #5
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          oh yeah dont try to get me to remember any tho altho poor irishman he got the worst of it.


          Originally posted by xmark1234 View Post
          Irish man scots man and english man jokes
          FOR THE HONOUR OF GRAYSKULL

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          • #6
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            Kiss chase of course though it was generally the girls chasing the boys until we were in secondary school; then the girls had to run lol
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            Do you really believe the other side without provocation would launch so many ICBM's, subs and ships knowing that we would have no option to launch as well? It would break our MAD Treaty (Mutually Assured Destruction) not to mention the end of the world as we know it.

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            • #7
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              Chasing and touch
              Leap Frog
              Chinese Skipping
              Whispering about the boyswe liked

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              • #8
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                Hopscotch

                football

                jumping over the rope
                tag

                lots of lads humour which i cant mention here.:d
                FOR THE HONOUR OF GRAYSKULL

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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by darren View Post
                  lots of lads humour which i cant mention here.:d
                  Exactly Darren Though here is one I have cleaned up for the forum: When I was eleven in first year there was a fifth year girl called Maureen (you know who you are lol). I did have a crush on her, but as I was a mere first year & she was a much older than me fifth year..... Anyway, one day she pulled my trousers down to check the rumours about an operation I had, plus the other kids would sing a Mike Batt song making fun of my condition. If I had done that to her I would have been straight in front of the headmaster & caned (as happened back then pre these PC days.) Maybe she would have been too if I had dropped her in it; but as I had a crush on her & I was embarrassed......
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                  Do you really believe the other side without provocation would launch so many ICBM's, subs and ships knowing that we would have no option to launch as well? It would break our MAD Treaty (Mutually Assured Destruction) not to mention the end of the world as we know it.

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                  • #10
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                    Spacemen
                    -- Some friends and I had this whole running gag where if anything went wrong we would blame it on spacemen. As to how we arrived at spacemen, there's a completely different logic at work when you're eleven.

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                    • #11
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                      Freedom from the class in spring & summer when weather was nice,we couldnt wait to get outdoors

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                      • #12
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                        "smell yer maw!!"

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                        • #13
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                          Time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas - go figure!

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