Just been down to my local garage, took a tyre in and said "its got a slow puncture, please fix it."
"We will have to send for someone."
"Do you not do tyres?"
"No."
"I thought this was a garage?"
"Yes we are.............."
Another:
Esso Garage (Tesco) not too far from my home. Went in for some screen wash.
"Can you tell me where the car accessories are?"
"We don't sell car accessories"
"Why not, you're a garage?"
"No, we are not, we are now a shop that sells petrol!!!""We find motorists do not want spares" - amazing!
"We will have to send for someone."
"Do you not do tyres?"
"No."
"I thought this was a garage?"
"Yes we are.............."
Another:
Esso Garage (Tesco) not too far from my home. Went in for some screen wash.
"Can you tell me where the car accessories are?"
"We don't sell car accessories"
"Why not, you're a garage?"
"No, we are not, we are now a shop that sells petrol!!!""We find motorists do not want spares" - amazing!
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