The Battle - rated M for some coarse language

[stud1al]

"Nobody's gotten the better of me yet and you're not going to be the first"
"CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!!!!"

Swish,swish,cut ,cut,cut.
Cut,hack,hack,slash.push aside.
"Why you......" cut,cut,cut.

"Okay,who is next?"swish,slash,chop,chop,cut.
"take THAT!!"
"And THAT!!"
Push aside.
Remove dead, take a quick breath and wipe brow with back of wrist.

"FORWARD!!!!"

Cut,cut,cut,cut.
"Fall,damn you"
Cut,slash,hack,hack.
"Got ya you *******!!!!"
brush aside.
Remove dead.

"Ya want some more,*******? "
"ADVANCE!!"
cut,cut,hack,grab ,slash and pull.
"VIctory is mine!!!"
Let that be a lesson to ya,*******!!!"

Okay,that's one quarter of the lawn cut (with shears)
I'll do some more tomorrow

[sixtyten]

Re: The Battle - rated M for some coarse language

?????

[stuckinthe80's]

Re: The Battle - rated M for some coarse language

Whats that all about then?

[stud1al]

Re: The Battle - rated M for some coarse language

I was being funny.
It was my battle with my front lawn ,as i explained at the end
I was trying to cut it with a pair of shears (The grass and weeds were half a meter high) and had an idea to make a fic out of it.
As you can see,some of the cuss words were removed. but i can assure you i did a lot of cussing.
Thanks for the Comments anyway.I don't usually get any.

[stud1al]

Re: The Battle - rated M for some coarse language

Don't worry if you don't understand my humour.Not many do despite the fact i've been voted "funniest member" at 3 different boards .

[vanhelsing]

Re: The Battle - rated M for some coarse language

Should've used a chainsaw or hedge rimmer, had a few cans of lager and put some Bal-sagoth (WWW.BAL-SAGOTH.COM) on.

[darren]

Re: The Battle - rated M for some coarse language

I was being funny.
It was my battle with my front lawn ,as i explained at the end
I was trying to cut it with a pair of shears (The grass and weeds were half a meter high) and had an idea to make a fic out of it.
As you can see,some of the cuss words were removed. but i can assure you i did a lot of cussing.
Thanks for the Comments anyway.I don't usually get any.

had a feeling this was to do with cutting the lawn.

do you really get like this when mowing the lawn.
maybe someone should do it for u.

[stud1al]

Re: The Battle - rated M for some coarse language

Yes, i do.
My bro used to do it for me because of my disability but he stuffed up the mower.

Yeah,it has been suggested that somebody from a local charity help me out with it.

LOL Van Helsing
Well, i don't usually go outside.That's the problem.