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    > I'm Tired.
    >
    > Yes, I'm tired. For several years, I've been blaming it on middle age,
    poor
    > blood, lack of vitamins, air pollution, saccharin, obesity, dieting, under
    > arm odour, yellow wax build up and another dozen maladies that make you
    > wonder if life is really worth living.
    >
    > But I found out it ain't that.
    >
    > I'm tired because I am over-worked.
    >
    > The population of this country is 51 million
    > 21 million are retired
    > That leaves 30 million to do the work
    > There are 19 million at school
    > That leaves 11 million to do the work
    > 2 million are unemployed and 4 million are employed by the Government
    > That leaves 5 million to do the work
    > One million are in the armed forces, which leaves 4 million to do the work
    >
    > 3 million are employed by the County and Borough Councils leaving 1
    million
    > to do the work
    >
    > There are 620,000 people in hospital and 379,998 in prisons
    >
    > Which leaves 2 people to do the work
    >
    > You and me
    >
    > And you are sitting on your **** reading this.
    >
    > No wonder I'm bloody tired.
    kernow bys vyken

  • #2
    Very good
    No man is worth your tears - and the one who is wont make you cry!

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    • #3
      Daubers for PM !
      Into the 5th Millennium & beyond...!

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      • #4
        me PM we'd have to stop every half hour for a crib break and cup tea
        kernow bys vyken

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        • #5
          Originally posted by daubers
          me PM we'd have to stop every half hour for a crib break and cup tea
          sounds ok to me!

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          • #6
            Milk and no sugar please

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            • #7
              I'm tired of these stupid pop ups trying to get me to play poker or shoot at the duck ....zzzzz

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              • #8
                Id vote for ye Daubers mate.

                Superb post!

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                • #9
                  Tired, darn right, I saw/read somewhere that the average person sleeps for 5 hours a night now, where it used to be 8. I'm lucky if I get 2 or 3 hours a night with a newborn and a rampant 2 year old. Yep sure I'm tired.

                  'Sleep the pornography of parents'

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                  • #10
                    Yup I agree with Oggy... our little darlings are ZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZZ!
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                    Mrs Oggy
                    ~~~*~~~*~~~
                    Count your friends amongst the stars....
                    And your enemies on the fingers of one foot!

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                    • #11
                      Well you should agree Momma it was your saying that has changed my view upon sleep, how precious it really is, being a parent does change your life too.

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