What's Your Fave Film Quote?

[Elbmek]

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Wednesday Adamms "Be afraid, be very afraid"

[tantopat]

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My favourite is definitely this one, from Rock & Rule:

"And it smelt just like cleaning fluid, and all it, like, made me do was wanna, like, wax the floor. So, like, could someone tell me, like, is this concert for real, or is it just another rip off?"

I just love the randomness of it! ^-^

[Morcar]

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1. Noone makes me bleed my own blood. - Dodgeball

2. Mother Puss Bucket - Ghostbusters.
I have been known to use this one as an alternative to swearing cause it feels just like you are.

[jorge]

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1-you talking to me robert de-niro taxi driver
2-i dont want to spend the rest of my life tied to this ******* couch -a scene from the thing

[Arf a chip!]

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Does anyone remember this one - "S**k my d**k" - Demi Moore - GI Jane!
Don't make me angry, you won't like me when I'm angry - David Banner - The Incredible Hulk (TV show)
Welcome to the party pal - Die Hard - Bruce Willis

[vanhelsing]

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Welcome to the party, Pal! (Bruce Willis, Die Hard)
There's a mess alright but not a messiah/JEHOVAH/THE JUDEAN PEOPLES' FRONT? No, the Romans/Bloody Romans/OOh I think I'm about to have a cardiac arrest (Life of Brian)
Hey, look. Howard's been eaten/Don't stand there gawping. haven't you seen the hand of God before? (Meaning of Life)
Okay, Lets ride! (Akira)
Charge! Charge! (Gunhed)
OI!!! I WANT MY LUNCH!!! (Made in Britain)

[stevef]

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arnie has too many to mention but one of my favourites is from predator "if it bleeds, we can kill it!", i use it on random inanimate objects often lol

[Austin Maxi]

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'The Italian Job' has some great lines in it, as well as "You're only supposed to blow the bl**dy doors off!", there's also "Remember, in this country, they drive on the wrong side of the road!" and some memorable exchanges, such as....

KEATS: "They say he's going to do a job in Italy, Mr. Bridger."
BRIDGER: "Well I hope he likes spaghettl, they serve it 4 times a day in Italian prisons!"

Then there's 'Clockwise' with the scene where Brian Stimpson is trying to find a tractor to pull the 1100 out of the muddy field, and he encounters the sarcastic farmer sitting on his tractor which is obscured from Stimpson's view by the hedge between them...

FARMER: "Find yourself a tractor....."
STIMPSON: "A tractor, yes."
FARMER: "....and stay on the bl**dy thing all the way to Norwich!"
STIMPSON (Leaving): "Well, thank you, Thank you very much!"
FARMER: "Another thing..."
STIMPSON: "Yes, thank you!"
FARMER: "Know what I'm sitting on?"
STIMPSON: "A bomb, I hope!"

[branny]

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Game over man, game over. Hudson-Aliens (in fact pretty much every line he says)
Conseeder dat a deevorce- Arnie after shooting Sharon Stone in the head in Total Recall
The path of the righteous man is beset on both sides........ Jules-Pulp Fiction
I'm gonna get medievel on his a**e - Marcelus-Pulp Fiction
Come to Pappa and i'll kiss your ****ing dalmation-McClane-Die Hard
Now if you'll just wait till the cavalry arrives. Oh s**t-Harry Callaghan-Dirty Harry

[Venom]

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"Say hello to my little friend..."
Al Pacino - Scarface

"Yippee Kay Ay, Motherf****r!
Bruce Willis - Die Hard

"You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!"
Bill - Bill And Teds Excellent Adventure

"You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself."
Jack Carter (Michael Caine) - Get Carter

"If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now, do you understand everything I've said? 'Cause if you don't, I'll kill ya."
Rory Breaker - Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels

"Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi - Ah! ****! I've been shot!
I don't f**king believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?"
Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c**t... me."
Bricktop - Snatch (I know its from 2000 but what a film!!!)

" F**k me, hold tight. What's that?
It's me belt, Turkish.
No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
It's for protection.
Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?"
Snatch

[zip55]

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Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room ... Dr. Strangelove

[tonyfinster]

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Some of my favourites;

A Few Dollars More

"its a small world!" Colonel Mortimer
"and very bad!" Hunchback


Apocalypse now

"why are sat on your helmet?"
"So i dont get my b*lls shot off"


MP & The Holy grail

"whos that then?"
"dunno, must be a king."
"Whys that then?"
"cause he hasn't got sh*t all over him"