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"You work for the railroad, Grandpa?"
"I work for no-one"
"Got a name,do you?"
"I have no name"
"Well that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty finding gainful employment"
"We can hire our own midget, even shorter than his"
and my absolute favourite "We thought you was a toad"
Aliens
Hey Vasquez, Have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No have you ?
The Breakfast Club
Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. The bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." Naked lady says . . . oh sh********!
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his Wardrobe ?
Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
We have so much time, and so little to do! Strick that, reverse it.
Candy is dandy, but Liquor is quicker.
National Lampoon's Vacation
You may think you hate it now, but wait 'till you drive it.
I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
So, everybody does that.
Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.
I've just bought a house. It's got a Buck Rogers Toilet. One yank, all gone!"
"Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be" - she always called me Elwood - "In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me." -Jimmy Stewart
My favourite is...
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
Don Vito Corleone.
Man, Marlon Brando is the best.
from "The Godfather by Mario Puzo and Francis Ford Coppola"
One of my favs is from pulp fiction when Jules is asking Brett do describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like, "English, m**********r, do you speak it?" Excuse the stars but thought I`d better censor a certain word lol. And this one when he shoots the guy on the sofa "I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"
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