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    >A Young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new
    >girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she

    >lived a considerable distance away.
    >
    >
    >He consulted with his sister and decided after careful consideration,
    >that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note, not too

    >romantic and not too personal.
    >
    >
    >Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they selected a
    >dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a
    >pair of knickers for herself at the same time.
    >
    >Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two
    >items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers.
    >
    >
    >Good old Ron sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the
    >following
    >
    >letter:
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >Dear Sasha,
    >
    >I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we

    >go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have
    >chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which
    >are easier to remove).
    >
    >These are a very delicate shade, but the lady i bought them from showed

    >me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were

    >hardly soiled at all.
    >
    >I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even
    >though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub

    >against her ring which helps keep it clean.In fact she hasn't needed to

    >wash it since she began wearing them.
    >
    >I wish i was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt
    >many other hands will touch them before i have a chance to see you
    >again.
    >
    >When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because
    >they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.
    >
    >Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming
    >year.
    >
    >I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.
    >
    >All my love
    >
    >Ron.
    >
    >P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down
    >with a little bit of fur showing.
    No man is worth your tears - and the one who is wont make you cry!


  • #2
    Like it!

    Great one, Dondons! Might have to cut and paste and forward that one!



    ~Smee_1972

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    • #3
      Like it !
      Into the 5th Millennium & beyond...!

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      • #4
        LOL good one

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        • #5
          Hi Don!!!

          lol lool.. liked that!!! good one..

          all the best...

          Rab ;0)

          XXX

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          • #6
            Nice one Don Dons x

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            • #7
              Lol Love it and snaffled it too!
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              Count your friends amongst the stars....
              And your enemies on the fingers of one foot!

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              • #8
                You would momma, he he

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