Tell us a joke

[George 1978]

Re: Tell us a joke

What do you call Pinocchio when he lies in bed?

I am not sure, but let's hope that he doesn't share the bed with anyone else...

More Pinocchio jokes that I can think of:

Did you hear about Pinocchio trying to put a condom on?

He nearly suffocated as a result.


Did you hear about Pinocchio being accused of robbing a bank while wearing a balaclava?

He lied during the police interview and was arrested for indecent exposure instead.