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You Know It's 2005 When......
1. You accidentally enter your password on the
microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in
years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to
you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends &
family is that they don't have email addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work, you still
answer the phone in a business manner.
7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally
dial "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and
worked for three different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 10 o'clock
news.
11. Your VCR is now the 8 track of 21st century and
your thinking you need a TV no thicker than an
encyclopedia. Your kids will never know what an
encyclopedia is. What are you going to do with your
Entertainment Center Armoir?
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell
phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the
groceries.
13. Every commercial on television has a web site at
the bottom of the screen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which
you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of
your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around
to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go on line before
getting your coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going
to forward this message
19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this
list.
20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there
wasn't a #9 on this list.
microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in
years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to
you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends &
family is that they don't have email addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work, you still
answer the phone in a business manner.
7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally
dial "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and
worked for three different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 10 o'clock
news.
11. Your VCR is now the 8 track of 21st century and
your thinking you need a TV no thicker than an
encyclopedia. Your kids will never know what an
encyclopedia is. What are you going to do with your
Entertainment Center Armoir?
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell
phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the
groceries.
13. Every commercial on television has a web site at
the bottom of the screen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which
you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of
your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around
to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go on line before
getting your coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going
to forward this message
19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this
list.
20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there
wasn't a #9 on this list.
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