DYR Made up story

[fynger]

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48 chill pills later.....
I was so relaxed....

[amethyst]

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I was in the mood for the allotment
Getting ready to grow those lovely vegetables & herbs

[xmark1234]

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cause Tesco have asked me to stock there shelves hope I can grow enough with such ....

[amethyst]

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A high demand I would be rushed off my feet
and stressed out again not a good idea......

[xmark1234]

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to grow to many items at once the slugs may ....

[amethyst]

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eat the damn things so I collect egg shells
something sharp to deter them.....

[fynger]

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so the slugs arrive wrapped in tinfoil......

[xmark1234]

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We could collect them and bake in the oven we could sell baked slugs there so many of them

[amethyst]

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Then folk can enjoy them in their salads
With some home made dressing made of.......

[fynger]

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car tyres......
maybe the smell will put folk off.........

[amethyst]

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Thinking the gipsies caused it
More complaints to the local council........

[fynger]

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and after many meetings deciding what to do with their new complaint....decide it will only cost £40,000 to put it in the bin.....

[xmark1234]

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so I didn't rather have the £40,000 to buy a ....

[amethyst]

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New plot of land but I am so interested
In building from scratch with........

[fynger]

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lego......