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**dondons69** · 17-05-2005, 22:08

robbie hated salami with a passion but would do anything for his pikey lover............

**SpiralCoolStuff** · 18-05-2005, 20:32

...and so he pulled out his chainsaw and sliced up the salami and made leeroy salami sandwiches and...

**dondons69** · 18-05-2005, 21:28

they made leeroy even fatter than he was!!.............

**SpiralCoolStuff** · 18-05-2005, 21:36

...so he couldnt run after them any more...

**salty** · 18-05-2005, 21:40

which was a shame as donna liked fat men..................

**dondons69** · 18-05-2005, 21:43

or so robbie though just cos she was with a fat man didnt mean she loved him she'd only ever loved robbie...........

**SpiralCoolStuff** · 18-05-2005, 21:46

...but not bald ones, like leeroy was so she decided to stay with robbie...

**dondons69** · 18-05-2005, 21:50

they did eventually get married with no complications until robbies boss fat head.............

**salty** · 18-05-2005, 21:54

told him that he had a parma violet addiction and needed............

**dondons69** · 18-05-2005, 21:58

him to work in the yard 24/7 to keep him away from donna as fat head despised her and needed an excuse...........

**salty** · 18-05-2005, 22:04

to try and sleaze on donna as he thought he was a hero and all women loved his.......

**dondons69** · 18-05-2005, 22:07

sleazy ways (even though he looked like stelios from easy jet) donna was not impressed........

**xmark1234** · 18-05-2005, 22:56

she asked if he got his birth cert on him to prove..

**dondons69** · 18-05-2005, 22:57

who he really was, fathead could not do this and asked his dad Crusty...........

**xmark1234** · 18-05-2005, 23:06

whos name he pinched from a local supermarket in london which was once the hide out of the most ...

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