Feelums

[Danny]

These were like little cuddly toys you were meant to keep in your pocket and stroke cos they had different textures in different parts, out in mid to late seventies.

I went into a shop once to buy one for this girl and there was a brassy old slapper type serving...

TEENAGE BOY(ME!): "I wanna feelum please"

SHOPWOMAN "Oooooh, come through to the back room"

Sharp exit in shock!