Been loving the re-runs of bullseye, it's even funnier than i remember it, Jim would open the show by walking down the stairs and shaking hands with the audience like he knew them all and then you got his "funny story"....NOT!!...We were than introduced to the "three lovely couples" with the 80s style mullets who in turn would adorn us with a hillarious account of something that happened once as they walked around Kwik save. Jim who regularly struggled to string three words together without getting tongue tied would remind us "you all know the game by now"..."pounds for points"..."thats 3..1..and another 3, that's 7 and takes the first round! for seven pounds who was the first man on the moon?....erm, was it Buzz lightyear Jim? I can pass it over!...erm, Lance armstrong?, it's hillarious non of them could throw a straight dart if their lives depended on it, even the professional darts player goes to pieces under the pressure of potentially scooping 301 pounds for the local donkey sanctuary
Then of-course we have Bullys prize board at which you could be taking home a teasmaid or a set of sterling cutlery or even bullys special prize some plastic patio furniture. ..."would you like to gamble the thirty two quid you won against Bullys star prize?...."NO Jim".. "we had a great day we will take what we won thanks"
...."lets bring back Jimmy and June who won eleven quid" Well,well well, who would of thunk it, what would you like to do?..remember if you don't score 101 or more its bendy bully and BFH that's bus fare home
we will gamble Jim! "tek yer time, there no rush"....that's 1...7...and that's out the board, unlucky, Jimmy you need 93 or more...3...double 4 and 5...unlucky, let's see what you could have won bring it out boys!..it's a lovely motor boat, where do you live again guys? 23rd floor apple tree court,Brixton
...Can't beat a bit of Bully!! ...Amazing stuff




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