I've come to have a soft spot for Eurovision in the last few years especially as Wogan takes the mick more and more each year but, maybe it was the fact that I watched it with conjunctivitis in both eyes and an ear infection but last night was (pardon my French) bloody awful. Apart from a bit of levity from the more bonkers countries the sheer amount of totally forgettable shouty power ballads made my ears bleed. With the political voting, the whole thing's a farce.
I say dump the songs and turn it into Euro It's A Knockout. At least then we could vent our frustration on the rest of Europe by smashing into them on slippery platforms while wearing giant penguin costumes and listening to Stuart Hall laugh his head off.
I say dump the songs and turn it into Euro It's A Knockout. At least then we could vent our frustration on the rest of Europe by smashing into them on slippery platforms while wearing giant penguin costumes and listening to Stuart Hall laugh his head off.
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