Things people can't believe you've never done / seen.

[darren]

Re: Things people can't believe you've never done / seen.

im 35 and never have
ever been to a concert.
ive never been on holiday to the continent.
ive never been drunk.
ive never had a girlfriend.
never taken drugs.
never been in trouble with the cops.
never had any sort of credit card.
never had a car.

ill post more as i remember them.

[Flash Gordon]

Re: Things people can't believe you've never done / seen.

1)I've never tickled a badger.
2)I've never tickled a badger in a pink dress.
3)I've never tickled an armed badger while I was tap-dancing with muskrats.
4)I've never tickled a badger while I melted the icy heart of a beautiful woman from the cremlin as I got back my Licence to Kill.
5)I've never exploded in animosity and dithered on competant malpractice.

[Richard1978]

Re: Things people can't believe you've never done / seen.

I've also never worn leather trousers or cowboy boots & tried skiing.

I've never been to an open air festival, the IOM or Ireland either.

I've not been to mainland Spain & Greece, & only out of Europe 3 times.

I've never tried absailing, pot holing, bungee jumping or shooting a real gun.

I've never been a member of a video rental shop, though I've borrowed videos from a library.

[Megawitch]

Re: Things people can't believe you've never done / seen.

never had a speeding ticket (hope I'm not tempting fate here!)
never been to Glastonbury festival (so sad!)
never been to the Isle of Man
never been to Ireland

[RetroAEROSMITH]

Re: Things people can't believe you've never done / seen.

erm no trouble with the police either,

never tried drugs - dope or blow or harder stuff.

never owned a cat
never worn a pair of tracksuit bottoms
never wore a pair of cowboy boots, leather trousers
never tried skiing
i could go on but id bore you all probably...

[Trickyvee]

Re: Things people can't believe you've never done / seen.

I can join you in the no credit card and never overdrawn gang but not the others...

Got my first speeding ticket last week but that's nothing compared to my comedy police run in a few years ago.

I'd parked the car in the driveway and accidentally left the hand brake off (first time ever). Later that evening there was a once in a blue moon drugs raid on a house opposite and about 4 big police vans with dogs came hurtling into the street, people everywhere and all the vibrations set my car rolling backwards into the road where it crashed right into one of the vans.

I had to give a statement and got breathalized and was given a caution for leaving a vehicle in a dangerous state. God the EMBARRASMENT! A huge raid thrown into chaos because of some silly cow who didn't put a hand brake on *CRINGE*.

[Richard1978]

Re: Things people can't believe you've never done / seen.

Here's a few that come to mind, could come up with some more given some thinking.

Tried smoking.

Seen any of the Godfather trilogy (& lots more classic films).

Been in trouble with the police (the nearist was when I was pulled over for driving with 1 tail light, & I just had to fix it & let the police know).

Been overdrawn at the bank

Had a credit card

Been sick due to overdrinking

[Trickyvee]

At 34, I've never...

Been on a rollercoaster
Been to the circus
Seen Dirty Dancing