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As best man at my brother's wedding I had to do the Birdie Dance with the chief bridesmaid - in a kilt, too. Have you ever had one of "wish the ground would open and swallow me up" moments?
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
I had to do the Birdie Dance with the chief bridesmaid
Most normal weddings have the bride and groom getting up for the first dance then the best man with the bridesmaid etc., etc. This wasn't exactly a normal wedding (I'd rather not go too deeply into the reasons but let's just say the bride's family preferred to have the last (and the first) word) and The Birdie Song it was for the first dance. That is about three and a half minutes of my life I can never get back although it felt like 3 1/2 hours!!!
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
It didn't involve a song but at my wedding I needed the loo, not easy in my wedding dress. I manouvered into place so to speak and them a voice shouted SMILE! As I looked up mid wee, dress all over there was a 'friend' (hmm) taking my pic. If they ground could have opened up then I would have been happy. And the dam photo turned out grrr.
If eight out of ten cats prefer whiskas, do the other two shave or wax?
The pic is in the 'unoffical' album and every loves it... they bloody would!!!
Peeing while wearing a wedding dress = chaos. You need four pairs of hands and a double size cubicle and you have to be VERY careful that it is loo roll and not the edge of your dress... (gross lol)
If eight out of ten cats prefer whiskas, do the other two shave or wax?
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