Does anyone recall this song?

[cashel]

In the early 80's there was a song which was played occasionally on the radio. It began with the words "Early one fine morning, half asleep and yawning I went downstairs to let my ***** in, I thought I must be dreaming and soon I'd wake up screaming when a ginger Tom said with a wicked grin ........"
I'm sure I can't have imagined a whole song but no one I ask has ever heard of it.

[curmudgeon]

Re: Does anyone recall this song?

Can't place it, but it does seem oddly familiar.