Jingle Bells, Batman Smells

[jason h]

Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin Flew Away.
The Batmobile
Lost It's Wheel
On the M6 Motorway.

This was I think how it went.

And another:

While Shephards Washed Their Socks By Night
All Seated 'Round The Pot.
The Angel of The Lord Came Down
And Stole The Bloody Lot.

Anyone else sing these or have variations upon them?

[Popsicle]

Re: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells

While shepherds washed their socks by night,
All seated round the tub,
The Angel of the Lord came down,
And gave them all a scrub.

I can remember singing this at school carol concerts-the teachers would glare at us if they heard, but mostly they didn't!

[sixtyten]

Re: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells

We used to sing..

While shepherds washed their socks by night
all watching ITV
The Angel of the Lord came down
and switched to BBC

[magneticfly]

Re: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells

very very vague, hoping someone knows the rest

we three kings of orient are
came on the underground ever so far
dagenham, barking
something something
and pretty certain the last line was something about in her underwear

[jason h]

Re: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells

we three kings of orient are
came on the underground ever so far
dagenham, barking
something something
and pretty certain the last line was something about in her underwear

Was it this...?

We three kings of Leicester Square
Selling ladies underwear
So fantastic, no elastic
Only tuppence a pair

The bit about the knicker elastic and tuppence a pair rings a bell with me.

[AFBulimia]

Re: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells

We had...

We three kings
of orient are,
One in a taxi,
One in a car
One on a scooter
Blowing his hooter....

...something something lol

Apart from that, we used to sing "Rubber BUM BUM" which always got us in trouble in assembly

Not christmas related, but me and my friends used to sing this in the playground a lot also....

Scooby Dooby Doo
did a poo
in Shaggy's slippers
Shaggy put them on
What a pong!
Scooby is a b****rd!

Yeah... I know... but what can I say? We were about 6 at the time and you can't expect a 6yr old to win the Ivor Novello award!

[mazzer]

Re: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells

Jingle Bells, Santa smells
From 90 miles away
He did a fart behind his cart
And bombed the USA

[Paulos]

Re: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells

Jesus Christ superstar
Went down the round on a Yamaha...
...and I probably shouldn't finish that one off in these days of political correctness.
But you might know it too

[culnara]

Re: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells

My Brother Lies over the Ocean
My Sister Lies over the sea
My Father lies over my Mother
and thats how they B****y got me, got me
thats how they B****y got me

think I was six when we heard that one, took quite a few years to understand what it meant LOL