I can’t remember passwords, where I left my keys, or what I went upstairs for… but apparently my brain has decided it’s vital to retain every advert from about 1989 onwards.
“Fry’s Turkish Delight. Full of eastern promise.”
“Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate… tastes like chocolate never tasted before.”
“You know when you’ve been Tango’d.”
“Um Bongo, Um Bongo, they drink it in the Congo.”
“I feel like Chicken Tonight!”
All stored safely, just in case they’re ever needed. I assume this is what our brains thought adulthood would require.
What’s everyone else still carrying around for no practical reason whatsoever?
“Fry’s Turkish Delight. Full of eastern promise.”
“Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate… tastes like chocolate never tasted before.”
“You know when you’ve been Tango’d.”
“Um Bongo, Um Bongo, they drink it in the Congo.”
“I feel like Chicken Tonight!”
All stored safely, just in case they’re ever needed. I assume this is what our brains thought adulthood would require.
What’s everyone else still carrying around for no practical reason whatsoever?


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