Teachers nicknames

[the-peoples-poet]

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I think that I would have been the same. In the science class, there were sinks with taps with thin nozzle like attachments on the end of the tap where the water came from. It was a bit loose and when you turned the water on, turned it off again, the water used to gather in the nozzle. If you tapped it gently, the water fell out and it made the nozzle wobble back and forth in a very funny way and I used to almost wet myself laughing whenever I watched it do that. I can still picture it in my mind to this day.

[LittleBoo]

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I hardly learned a thing in his class, as watching his Adams Apple going up and down it stopped me listening most of the time to what he was saying.

I am laughing away here now at the memory but then it really looked scary.

[the-peoples-poet]

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Hahaha!

[LittleBoo]

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I can remember a teacher we called 'Mr Wobbly Lump', as he had an enormous Adams Apple.

[the-peoples-poet]

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In my primary school, there was a man teacher there called Mr Hilditch, he got called the Hippy, because he had a very laid back and fun attitude, he didn't particularly look like one.

In secondary school there was a science teacher called Mr Matthews. He was a total perv, really. His nickname was Reg Holdsworth, (as in Coronation Street) because he had the same style of glasses and he did look a bit like him, the only difference was their hairstyles. He really was a pervo though, he used to stand in the front of the classroom, in full view of everyone, and rub his private parts, he actually picked up his 'region' and set it on the bench once. Creepy.

There was also a PE/Maths teacher called Mr Nelson. He got called Sticky because of his moustache, it looked like it was stuck to his face and it was very straight under his nose.

There was a Scottish woman history teacher, whose name I can not remember now but who I can picture very clearly, and she got called The Floating Wig. She was very short and every time she was walking along the corridor, if we saw her from outside in the school grounds, all you saw was her hair bobbing up and down as she walked.

Then there was Mr Fryers who was a technology teacher, he got called Smelly Breath, for the obvious reasons. Mrs Sayliss the principal who used to get called Sally Sailboat.

[tulip]

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Im guessing there is a similar thread.Cos I remember mentioning Faggy Aggy.At high school we had Tam Chisel,real name,Mr Hinshelwood,techie teacher. Hissing Sid was our geography teacher she had a lisp and looked like a witch!

tulip

[cockneykid1962]

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One science teacher we had was Mrs Goswami, a very scary, small Indian lady, whose grasp of the English Language was a little odd at times, and in whose lessons many unexpected science experiments took place, often resulting in flash flames and the constant suspicious lurking smell of sulphur...her temper was legendary and would throw various utensils around the class at pupils not concentrating...hence the nickname Mrs Gonebarmy...looking back now, she was one of my favourite teachers!

[Retrogames]

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I'm a teacher and get called Mr Bean... whilst at school I used to get called Blackadder so I guess there's something there! I used to get pretty narked with the nickname before I heard another teacher being called Shrek (and she looked like him!) and am now pretty happy to be compared to the best performer at the Olympics opening ceremony

[darren]

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one i remember from seconary school was mr tipping or as he was known sniffer tipping.

he was my history teacher.

[battyrat]

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Concord is what we called our french teacher on account of her rather odd hooter.Hitler was always given to an overstrict teacher,usually they came in groups of two's or three's.Pet was the girls name for a primary school teacher they were very fond of.Toad,sneeker,etc were commonly said about certain ones.There are many more most too rude to say here.As you guessed we really loved our secondary school teachers...well loved to hate them anyway.

[hazel]

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Our Physics teacher was nicknamed Rainbow Brite because she always wore rainbow striped jumpers.

The janitor at our primary school was Mr Saw...nicknamed Mr Saw, Saw, Saw, Plunk.

[culnara]

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Sounds like typical small person syndrome

Yer she was

Found a Photo of Mad Buchan on Facebook, Seems He was well liked by an awful lot of people

[Sly]

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Mental Gentle is probably the most memorable. A weird curiosity of a man that was as eccentric as they come. I can't be bothered to really go into it, so lets just say he wasn't really a people person. lol

Also, it must be mentioned that he was teaching at the school since the 70's and he was about 40 then. I think he is still teaching there now from what I can fathom. I seriously think the guy is immortal or something.

[HG]

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Bridget the Midget - mrs Hutchinson cooking class
She was 4 foot nothing, everyone towered over her
But she loved Her authority and she would shout and bawl at everyone ( probably to make up for being tiny )
Didn't like her either

Sounds like typical small person syndrome

[stud1al]

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LastlyBumper's - She was named this because of her huge Breast's she was at least twice the size of jordan and they protruded like missilesDidn't like Her

I assume she had to use a very long piece of chalk to write on the blackboard