Teachers nicknames

[culnara]

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Bridget the Midget - mrs Hutchinson cooking class
She was 4 foot nothing, everyone towered over her
But she loved Her authority and she would shout and bawl at everyone ( probably to make up for being tiny )
Didn't like her either

[culnara]

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Jeez, I was really struggling with this one Only one I could remember was
Pinhead - can't remember his proper name, but I think He did Maths He was a tower of a man at almost
7ft in his 50's, But proportionately his head was too small for his Body

then a Couple of others sprang to mind
Mad Buchan - Music Teacher also in his 50's and He was erm... Mental - but you always got a good laugh
in his classroom, He smoked and Drank whiskey while in class, if you were late and he was in the middle
of something when you came in, He would start to play the Death march on the Piano LOL
I was once taken into the small cupboard to get the belt for not paying attention :O He made me hold a
thick book so He could hit it with the belt, then told me to go back into the classroom crying, I did try, but
I burst out laughing on the way back to my seat - I was saddened to learn recently that he had passed away

Lastly
Bumper's - She was named this because of her huge Breast's
she was at least twice the size of jordan and they protruded like missiles
Didn't like Her

[victorbrunswick]

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Mr Parr, one of our math teachers in high school was known as "Susie Chapstick" because of his frequent use of the lip balm. Someone even composed a ditty about him to the tune of the Spiderman theme.


Harry* Parr, Harry Parr
Applies his chapstick near and far
Bites his tongue and he gets high
So watch out, there floats Harry Parr.


*not his real first name.

And our English teacher Mr Talarcyzk was affectionately known as "Mr T" because of his hard to pronounce name.

[shilton dipper]

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deputy head was called mrs neville-rolph............she scared you to death with her piercing. stark blue eyes......her nic was nagger bags

[stud1al]

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There was one in high school we called "Doll face" because she wore too much makeup.I quite liked her until i was in her class and she turned out to be a right you know what.Another at the same school was a tall, thin guy we called "Starvation-on-stilts"There's another i am not game to post.

[darren]

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pretty sure my metal work teacher was called psycho gordon.
he was very unpredictable.

[Balbarian74]

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we had a french teacher called nokkie bear. All he needed was a moustache and he was a dead ringer for roger de coursey lol

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Mrs Inglis French - Rubberneck she had the longest neck i have ever seen in my life
Mr Spencer I.T- Camerman and Rolf, the rumour was he stole a camera from Woolies and he looked like Rolf Harris
Mrs Gutteridge Music- She walked very oddly and the rumour was for years she had a car accident and the gear stick ended up in a rather rude place
Mr Boliver Deputy head of something- Pig and Rice Crispie neck, he looked like a Pig and had a big Rice Crispie type mole on his neck that leaned over onto his shirt.

[AmethystWitch]

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The one I remember is our RE teacher, everyone called her 'Wiggy' lol Her hair seriously did look like a wig, it was so big and it never changed!! I know one day she overheard this lad call it her, so she grabbed him and made him pull on it to prove it wasn't a wig! lol I've actually seen her recently, which will be 10 years after school and her hair is exactly the same!! LOL

[glennboie]

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We called our woodwork teacher wiggy for the obvious reason and a science teacher named Wood, Woody the Woodpecker both quite lames names really. Oh and a history teacher Snoozy as it was rumored he often fell asleep in class.

well certainly he could tell you more of 'his" "stories" you know after dreaming...lol

[zip55]

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Bogie, Nappy, Hitler ,,,

[FLYING SAUCER]

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Our Headmaster (back in 1981) I am not going to mention his name ! But he had a really huge nose, so everyone known him as "BEAKY!"

[moonvisage]

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we had a few.one was hilarious when you had to look at the teacher in question.He was an exact replica of Dylan Thomas the poet,and he was as scruffy.His nickname was Sexy Hughes.

[Richard1978]

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I remember a few nicknames, but hardly used any of them, one I remember are:

Miss Cookson (Coco pop neck, due to some dark moles)

Mr Rasey (Crazy Razey, fond of giving random uniform checks)

Mr Bower (Victor Meldrew, looked a bit like Richard Wilson & could moan a lot)

Mr Simms (Tomato face, always red in the face)

Mr Graham (Captain Haddock, big black heard)

Mr Cooper (Super Cooper)

Mrs Wolfendale (The Wolf, very scary)

There was a teached nicknamed Sammyad after the creature in 5 Children & It, but I can't remember who it was.

[Heather74]

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We called our woodwork teacher wiggy for the obvious reason and a science teacher named Wood, Woody the Woodpecker both quite lames names really. Oh and a history teacher Snoozy as it was rumored he often fell asleep in class.