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  • #46
    scab

    does anyone know the rest of this please,
    scab and matter pudding, toenail pie, all mixed together with a dead dogs eye, any surgestions please Happy Happy.

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    • #47
      Re: Playground Songs!

      well, a few brought a smile to my face there
      Ones I remember are, forgive the spelling:-

      Rain rain faster
      ally ally aster

      You would get a group of boys and have arms around each others shoulders forming a line and march around the playground in a goose step fashion singing-

      Anyone in the way gets a big kick (and repeat, anon! Until the dinner ladies stopped us....sorry miss.)

      Not a song but do you remember bumps, OUCH

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      • #48
        Re: Playground Songs!

        Originally posted by Lisey View Post
        Doing the rounds in Suffolk in the mid-80s:

        Mary had a little lamb, she thought it very silly
        She threw it in the air one day and caught it by its...
        Willy was a watchdog, sitting on the grass
        Along came a wasp and stung him on the...
        Ask no questions tell no lies
        I saw a policeman doing up his...
        Flies are a nuisance, wasps are worse
        And this is the end of my silly little verse

        Under the bramble bushes, down by the sea
        True love for you my darling, true love for me
        And when we marry, we'll have a family
        Boys for you, girls for me,
        um-tiddly-um-tum, sexeee
        (This last line was normally accompanied by the raising of skirts. Or sometimes an attempt to make boys join in by pulling their trousers down.)

        We had similar versions
        One mans trash is another mans treasure !

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        • #49
          Re: scab

          Originally posted by gregg View Post
          does anyone know the rest of this please,
          scab and matter pudding, toenail pie, all mixed together with a dead dogs eye, any surgestions please Happy Happy.
          his seems to be a version of this one:
          Yellow matter custard,
          Snot and bogey pie
          All mixed together with a dead dog's eye
          Snotty green jam - spread it on thick
          Wash it all down with a cup of cold sick

          or
          https://forums.doyouremember.co.uk/s...html#post81026
          Last edited by Heather74; 01-01-2009, 19:24.
          One mans trash is another mans treasure !

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          • #50
            Re: Playground Songs!

            Sure sign it's late, I just read this thread title as playground snogs !
            One mans trash is another mans treasure !

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            • #51
              Re: Playground Songs!

              Tarzan in the jungle,
              got a belly ache
              wants to go to toilet
              oops! too late.

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              • #52
                Re: Playground Songs!

                Under the bramble bushes under the sea my darling
                true to love you my darling true to love to me
                when we get married we'll raise a family
                under the bramble bushes under the sea

                my boyfriend gave me an apple
                my boyfriend gave me a pear
                my boyfriend gave me a kiss on the lips and htrew me down the stairs

                oom pom pie coralie
                coriester oom pom pie coralie
                akidamus so famous poof poof

                i'm squishing up the baby bumble bee
                what my mother gave to me
                i'm squishing up the baby bumble bee
                ooh ahh the bee stung me
                i'm squishing up the baby bumble bee

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                • #53
                  Re: Playground Songs!

                  oh soldier soldier wont you marry me with your trumpet fife and drum
                  oh no sweet maid i cannot marry you cause i have no clothes to put on
                  so off she went to her grandmothers chest and found him a coat of the very very best and the soldier put it on

                  and so it goes on with all the rest of his clothing...................

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                  • #54
                    Re: Playground Songs!

                    Have just read through this thread for the first time. I remember another hand-clapping one that went: 'A sailor went to sea, sea, sea, to see what he could see, see see.' It's very well known, so I won't write out the whole thing here!

                    Does 'dipping' come into playground songs? You know; when you 'dipped' or 'chose' people for a game.

                    "Ipper-dipper-dation,
                    my operation,
                    How many people
                    at the station?
                    One, two, three, (etc, depending on how many people in the group)
                    O.U.T. spells out"

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                    • #55
                      Re: Playground Songs!

                      Originally posted by Lisey View Post
                      Doing the rounds in Suffolk in the mid-80s:

                      Mary had a little lamb, she thought it very silly
                      She threw it in the air one day and caught it by its...
                      Willy was a watchdog, sitting on the grass
                      Along came a wasp and stung him on the...
                      Ask no questions tell no lies
                      I saw a policeman doing up his...
                      Flies are a nuisance, wasps are worse
                      And this is the end of my silly little verse

                      Under the bramble bushes, down by the sea
                      True love for you my darling, true love for me
                      And when we marry, we'll have a family
                      Boys for you, girls for me,
                      um-tiddly-um-tum, sexeee
                      (This last line was normally accompanied by the raising of skirts. Or sometimes an attempt to make boys join in by pulling their trousers down.)
                      Benny Hill did one

                      Mary had a little watch, she swallowed it one day
                      then she took some castor oil to pass the time away.
                      The castor oil did not work, the time it did not pass
                      so if you want to know the time just look up marys
                      ...........................SKIRT.

                      Best one was Alexei Sayle on the young ones.

                      Nutty Normans come to play, so hide the breadknife.


                      and finally........some graffiti from the inside of a toilet at the swimming baths i used to attend as a kid.

                      Don't come here to sit and wonder, s*it and p*ss and f*rt like thunder.
                      "GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER"

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                      • #56
                        Re: Playground Songs!

                        Originally posted by Herr Grunwald View Post
                        Jesus Christ Superstar,
                        Came round the corner on Yahama,
                        Did a skid, killed a kid,
                        And hurt his b*ll*cks on a dustbin lid
                        3 pages on and im still laughing at this one by Herr Grunwald!


                        Georgie Best, superstar
                        wears frilly knickers and a playtex bra.

                        i remember that one, i dont know why, as George Best is and always will be my footballing hero
                        WHO'S THE TART?

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                        • #57
                          Re: Playground Songs!

                          Originally posted by nevergrewup View Post
                          Classic track by Half Man Half Biscuit

                          OOOOhhhhhhhh
                          Ayrton Senna's got the voice of a tenor
                          Peter Snow sings very low
                          Mark Barano is a soprano
                          and John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley
                          is a weatherman

                          John Kettley is a weatherman
                          a weatherman
                          a weatherman
                          John Kettley is a weatherman
                          and so is Michael Fish

                          Simon Parkin's always larkin
                          Eric Lane is the same
                          Jonothan Ross collects moss
                          and John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley
                          is a weatherman

                          Lester Piggot couldn't dig it
                          David Icke rides a bike
                          Richard Keys has got no knees
                          and John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley
                          is a weatherman

                          Debbie Thrower's got a lawnmower
                          Johnny Marr he plays guitar
                          David Steele lives in Keele
                          and John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley
                          is a weatherman

                          Chuck Knox has blue socks
                          Andy Crane has got no brain
                          Bernard Davy left the navy
                          and John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley
                          is a weatherman

                          John Kettley is a weatherman
                          a weatherman
                          a weatherman
                          John Kettley is a weatherman
                          and so is Michael Fish
                          and so is Billy Giles
                          and so is Ian McGaskill
                          so is Wincy Willis
                          according to wiki that song was sung by A Tribe Of Toffs. John Kettley is a Weatherman - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
                          WHO'S THE TART?

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                          • #58
                            Re: Playground Songs!

                            found this as well
                            YouTube - John Kettley (Is A Weatherman) video
                            WHO'S THE TART?

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                            • #59
                              Re: Playground Songs!

                              Looks like there must have been variations on these.I know a few,but with different words.

                              tulip

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                              • #60
                                Re: Playground Songs!

                                Did anyone else do: 'Put your spuds (fists) up'.
                                'One potato, two potato, three potato, four,
                                Five potato, six potato, seven potato, more'.
                                Counting fists to see who was It.

                                And the old favourite:
                                'Ip dip penny chip, you are not It'.

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                                'Dreams come true if you want them to'

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