Worst (Funniest?) Thing I Did At School

[shazzabanazza]

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worst thing i did was well its more embarrassing actually.

when i was in home economics my button flew off my trousers and down they came,thing was i was commando but i quickly pulled them up with a beetroot coloured face and the lady teacher sewed it on.

LOL!!!! crack up!

[darren]

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worst thing i did was well its more embarrassing actually.

when i was in home economics my button flew off my trousers and down they came,thing was i was commando but i quickly pulled them up with a beetroot coloured face and the lady teacher sewed it on.

[80sChav]

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I guess the siliest thing I did was once after PE kept my Trakkies on but put on the Tracksuit Top too(which was my Coat0, got aright rollocking for it! Kids 2day would find this no object I guess!

[marilynd04]

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some one in our class - shall remain nameless - taped the phone to the ceiling - so when it rang (usually from the school office) the teacher looked really puzzled and couldnt see the phone above her head - you had to be there to appreciate it.

[n3llyo]

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it wasnt actually myself that did it but i was there when it happened

a friend of mine had some bangers (fireworks) he lit one in a class with the intention of throwing it out of the window but the window was closed for a start and the fuse was shorter then we expected before he could do anything it just went off in his hand we just stood there creased up with laughter with the exploded firework still smoking in his hand and the class room blackened with smoke it was like a scene from the road runner when the dynamite goes off and the coyote is left standing there with a blackened face a a stream of smoke is rising from a flattened dynamite stick
we both got a right grilling from the headmaster for our stupidity (rightly so) and had several days of detention to think about are sillyness
but even now over 30 years later i often burst out laughing when picturing him standing there with this surprised expression and singed eyebrows and waffs of smoke from his still outstretched fist


disclaimer.....there are of course horror stories of kids being burnt and horribly injured so i dont condone playing with fire works

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Hi Darren,
No I never told anyone. Everyone else seemed to think it was a one-off aberration and that she was lovely. She wasn't.

[darren]

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I moved to a new school when I was 7. Late on my first day and feeling really ill the headmistress took me into my new classroom and while she was introducing me to the class I was sick. She went beserk and threw me about like a ragdoll! I remember the teacher and kids looking shocked and scared.

After she'd had an hour or two to think about it she came back and called me out to the front. All the while she was telling the class that she realized she'd overreacted and we were friends now the old witch was digging her fingernails as hard as she could into the backs of my knees.

Hi Claudine.

Thats terrible where acting all nice and acting sorry and her at the same time being bad to you.

did u ever tell the rst of the class what was really doing to you while being sorry.

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I moved to a new school when I was 7. Late on my first day and feeling really ill the headmistress took me into my new classroom and while she was introducing me to the class I was sick. She went beserk and threw me about like a ragdoll! I remember the teacher and kids looking shocked and scared.

After she'd had an hour or two to think about it she came back and called me out to the front. All the while she was telling the class that she realized she'd overreacted and we were friends now the old witch was digging her fingernails as hard as she could into the backs of my knees.

[xangeleyes]

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To add to your sick collection, I was feeling a bit ill, so I went to the school office where I sat down and was given a bucket. After a few minutes, still feeling sick, but bored, I placed the bucket (empty) on my head, and the teacher walked in and said 'you're not really ill are you', so I was marched back.

On the way back, I felt the urge to be sick, I told her, she didn't believe me and I threw up over HER and MYSELF!

I was so embarrassed. She didn't look so happy lol, she just stood there at first lmao. Oops!

[Trickyvee]

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I'm ok seeing others vomit now but hated it when I was younger and feared being sick myself. It might be because I wasn't sick until I was about 6 or 7. Even as a baby I never threw up and my gran always said I had a cast iron stomach as I could put any old rubbish away with no ill effects. Unfortunately I later found my nemesis in wine.

[HG]

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I was only ever sick at school once and that was in church! We were practising our nativity play at the church across the road one afternoon and a bout of sickness passed through us, starting with the girl behind me who at first i thought was peeing herself when I heard the splatter on the floor. It wasn't long before I was crouched over a cardboard box saying hello again to my lunch, during the afternoon there was a steady stream of kids sent back to school after being sick.

I think it was this experience which started my life long phobia of all things vomit, it still makes my stomach turn seeing someone being sick now.

[Trickyvee]

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...and while we're on vomit, reminds me of the time in nursery when someone hurled all over the floor right in the doorway at home time. I can just remember seeing what seemed like a huge yellow tidal wave full of triangular bread crusts fly over the room and settle in a pool the size of lake Windermere at which point I burst into tears because I thought I'd never ever get out again!

[scotchmist]

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I remember one hot and humid afternoon in the summer of 1976 I was sitting in the class during an art lesson at Primary School feeling very nauseas. I was always a healthy kid and very rarely was sick or vomited so I couldn't quite work out what was happening to me. I remember my classmate and cousin approaching my desk with his latest artistic effort demanding my opinion of his work and I promptly vomited violently all over his painting and himself. The teacher showed me no sympathy, the old bat, and hurried me out of the class and pointed me in the general direction of the school toilets shouting words to the effect that I had done it on purpose! On returning to the class all the kids were running out of the room holding their noses and making gagging noises! I was mortified and was at the receiving end of a lecture from my teacher who was furious with me as there was a cleaners' strike on and she had to stay behind to clean up my mess!

[Trickyvee]

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This didn't happen to me but to one of my friends when we were about 15. She tripped over in P.E. and fell onto our male teacher who was standing nearby. She totally lost her balance and started grabbing at his jogging pants everywhere to try to break her fall. I remember feeling like I was watching the whole spectacle in slow motion as it was so embarrassing for her. Eventually she clattered to the floor with the teacher shocked and hitching up his half-pulled-down pants. The story still often crops up after a few drinks and she still goes beetroot with embarrassment today lol.

[darren]

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My reception teacher smacked me for seating on a bench instead of the floor. (They were allowed to do that in the 70's) I didn't like it much so I hit her back and my mum was called in and she was the one who got the telling off! She's never let me forget the embarrassment she suffered!!

you bad girl hitting the teacher.

Your poor mum.
I bet till this day its brought up.

Must say that is a bit harsh what the teacher did.