Tell us a joke

[bumblelady]

mary had a litle lamb and she didint know where to find them
in the deap freeze with packs of peas
neatly stacked up behind them

[dondons69]

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's!

[ToonlistGuy]

Why did the baker have smelly hands?

He needed a poo.

[dondons69]

i don't get that one toonlistguy!!!!

[ToonlistGuy]

(*sigh)

......he was a baker, and he KNEEDED something......

..........just me that finds that funny then?

[dondons69]

i see now!!!

[bumblelady]

he he he

[remember]

that's the funniest joke I heard in a long time toonlistguy! seriously! i love it!

[scotia]

whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?





U can roast beef but.......

[Aidan]

Paddy is working on a building site when he falls & is taken to casualty. The doctor looks at him, tells Paddy's workmates he ( doctor ) will be back soon with equipment & in the meantime, could they keep Paddy's head well supported.

The Doctor returns to find the lads in a circle, clapping & chanting :






"Paddy's Head ! Paddy's Head ! Paddy's Head!"

I'll just get me coat....

[dondons69]

rofl scotia and aidan!

[SpiralCoolStuff]

hahahahaha!!!!!!!

[SpiralCoolStuff]

Two monsters were talking when one suddenly says "tha ghoule over ther ejust rolled her eyes at me!" to which his mate replied " well you better roll em back, she'll need em"

[childofthe80's]

what did one seal say to another seal?

Stop you're blubbering!!
heehee

[scotia]

a steak pie walks into the pub and orders a pint...........the barman says "sorry we dont serve food"

boom boom