Tell us a joke

[SpiralCoolStuff]

A rabbit goes into a bar and asks for a toasted sandwhich, so the barman shows him what kind they do, so the rabbit orders all of them, eats them then leaves. The next day he comes back as a ghost "oh no! What happened? Did you get hit by a car?" the barman askes "no" the rabbit replies "it was mixin my toasties" (mixamatosis)

Get it?


Whats invisible and smells of carrots? A rabbits fart

[Aidan]

What's blue and square ?
An orange in disguise.

[dean80's]

whats brown and sticky?

a stick!

[SpiralCoolStuff]

Whats green,slimey, has 10 legs,8 eyes and gurgles?

I dont know...what?

Beats me but one just ran up ya leg!

[childofthe80's]

Algebra: A method of math destruction

[dean80's]

how much does a cockney buy their shampoo for?

PANTENE (with a cockney accent for best results)

[Aidan]

Stevie Wonder is in concert & asks the audience if they've got any requests.
A Japanese man calls out : " A jazz cord ! A jazz cord !"
So Stevie gets out his sax & plays. The crowd applaud but the Japanese keeps saying : " A jazz cord ! A jazz cord !"
stevie is a bit peed off by now but he gets out the cymbals as well as the sax & plays a bit more. The crowd are ecstatic but our Japanese friend is not happy, he keeps calling out : " A jazz cord ! A jazz cord !"
Stevie has had enough & invites him on stage to see can he do any better.
The Japanese gets onstage, grabs the mike & goes :




(keep going )





"A Jazz Cord.. to say..A Ruv Yooo..."

[SpiralCoolStuff]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you get Pikachu on the bus? You pokemon

[childofthe80's]

ok this one pushes the envelope a little but here goes:

You can lick it, suck it, and twirll your tongue around it, it's sticky and runny....




Good...now you know what ice cream is!

[optimus]

How do you make a sausage roll?

Push it down a hill

[Aidan]

How do you catch a unique rabbit ?
Unique up behind it.

[scotia]

two oranges sittin in a bar.......
one says to the other ...."your round"

[dean80's]

2 snowmen in a field...
one turns around and says "can you smell carrotts?"

[SpiralCoolStuff]

Why did the orange stop half way up the hill?

Because it ran out of juice

[childofthe80's]

Why did the elephant take toliet paper to the party?

'cause he was a party pooper