Tell us a joke

[tex]

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i said to my wife "i sold the vacuum cleaner" she said "why?" i replied "well it was just gathering dust"

[tex]

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Jeez, the silence is almost deafening here

ok, what do you call a woman on top of a house?


roof...giddit?

[Caitlyn]

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have you heard the news from the Tottenham club shop... They have a new bra out for girls it has all the characteristics of Spurs... No cups and no support!!!!

[George 1978]

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Speaking of bras...

Did you hear about the woman who swapped her bra and knickers around?

She ended up with a chest of drawers.

[George 1978]

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Did you hear about the drunk optician?
He kept raising his glasses.

Did you hear about the drunk musician?
He kept playing the flutes.

[Donald the Great]

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This is from a friend of mine so can not take the credit.

I have a dumb blonde joke...

A blonde woman boards a plane heading for Ibiza, she makes her way to first class and takes a seat..
'Excuse me mam', says an air hostess, 'you can't sit in first class as you have an economy class ticket', 'i'm staying here and i'm going to Ibiza to party', says the blonde, so the air hostess tells her colleague who then goes to have a word, 'excuse me honey, these seats are reserved for our first class passengers so please find your seat in economy' 'i'm staying here and i'm going to Ibiza to party' came the reply..
So the hostess went to tell the pilot, the co-pilot overheard and said 'let me speak to her as my wife is blonde so I know how to speak blonde', so he gets up and go to see the woman, when he reaches her he leans forward and whispers something in her ear, with this she gets up and smiles then goes to her seat in economy, the pilot and air hostess were amazed 'what did you whisper to her' they asked, 'well then' says the co-pilot 'i just told her that first class isn't going to Ibiza '!!

[Donald the Great]

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Another dumb blonde joke.

[Donald the Great]

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[Donald the Great]

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I havent talked to my wife for three weeks.
Why?
I didnt want to interrupt her.

[Zincubus]

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I havent talked to my wife for three weeks.
Why?
I didnt want to interrupt her.

My fave is .. ..

We've had ten great years together .. '74 , 79' , 80' , 93' ....




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[tex]

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Hey Donald! ,you better steer clear of blondes for a while.

[tex]

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What do you call a fly with no legs?....A currant
Whats brown and sticky?....A stick.

[George 1978]

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What do call a chief with no eyes?
A chef.

What football club do bums support?
Arsenal.

[George 1978]

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Hey Donald! ,you better steer clear of blondes for a while.

Good advice indeed.

[Caitlyn]

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Love this but the women's a brunette.