Caption Contest

[catflap]

Is he undercompensating?

[Cartimand]

"Eat my dust Dyson!"

[Cartimand]

"Driving one of these is just like having diarrhoea - you're never quite sure if you're going to make it home."

[Semi42]

Yes it’s a collectors item......you have to keep collecting the items that drop off it

[Cartimand]

Is he undercompensating?

Maybe he'd been playing with his "Jet Set Willy?"

[catflap]

[Cartimand]

"37 years ago I was warned that, one day, people would be laughing at me on the Do You Remember forum. And did I listen? Did I f---!"

[Cartimand]

"There is no truth whatsoever in the rumour that my C5 is based on a washing machine motor. Now just watch my acceleration as I change gear from Delicates, through Synthetics and up to Heavy Load!"

[Cartimand]

OK, it's been a week with no new responses, so maybe Sir Clive's C5 has come to the end of the road.

How about a new photo?




Shake 'N' Vac: Putting the fun back into cremations since 1980.
(with thanks to Viz)

[Semi42]

Do the shake and vac
and put the freshness back
the warranty on your dyson
is now worth Jack

[tex]

Wimmin.....Know your place!

[Cartimand]

Thought my husband was going to buy me a nice watch for my birthday - but he told me there's a perfectly good clock on the cooker.

[tex]

[Cartimand]

I wish those chain-smoking Cybermen would use the ashtrays!

[Cartimand]

The salesman told me this vacuum cleaner would cut my work in half - so I bought two from him! Aren't I clever?