Charlton Heston: Oh no! How could this happen to me?
Ape: OK well let's analyse this for a moment; you land on a planet with a perfectly breathable atmosphere, with horses, trees, a Moon in the sky and even apes that speak perfect English, and yet you only finally twig that it's planet Earth when you spot the Statue of Liberty? Let's face it bucko, you ain't the sharpest tool in the box, are you?
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