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  • catflap
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    If you don't stop touching yourself in public, this is what I replace your XBox with.

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  • Cartimand
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    Oh FFS mum! Touchscreens won't be invented for 25 years yet!
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  • Cartimand
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    Here's a thought dahlings: whatever clothes you put on, if you die, that's your ghost costume FOREVER...

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  • Semi42
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    “I’m sorry Mr Wyngard, your dressing room is down the corridor , that one belongs to Suzi Quattro” ...

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  • Cartimand
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    Pravda is reporting that the Special Salt Operation has advanced almost to mid-table.

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  • Moonraker
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    Pass the salt!Click image for larger version

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  • Moonraker
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  • catflap
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    I made this outfit out of an old bike - handlebars moustache, leather seat I used for the jacket, that just left what to do with the pump...

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  • Cartimand
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    I'm dressed like this because my date said they were into leather and bondage - then he tied me up and stole my wallet.

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  • Cartimand
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    When my tailor asked what side I dressed, I simply answered "both"...

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  • Cartimand
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    Nervous politburo member: "Pssst comrade. Shouldn't we sit closer to glorious leader?"

    Politburo member #2: "I wouldn't, comrade general. The last person to try that got the Will Smith treatment."

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  • Cartimand
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    Nervous politburo member: "Hey comrade. Did you know they call it his Pinocchio table? Every time he tells a lie, it grows a centimetre"

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  • Semi42
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    Oh, and order another 20 cans of mr sheen

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  • Cartimand
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    Nervous politburo member: "Pssst comrade. Do you think glorious leader is trying to compensate for something?"
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  • Cartimand
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    I just heard that, having been ambushed by a cake that wasn't my fault, I may be entitled to compensation - woo hoo!

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