Caption Contest

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Don't call me a werewolf you racist!

I prefer the term 'Hirsute Lycan' myself.

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You don't know a good tailor do you? - the way I go through shirts...

[Cartimand]

You think you've got problems girl?
Every month, when it's not a full Moon, I turn into Oliver Reed!

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I'd turn red too if I'd been caught with my pinky out in front of a lady!


(you probably need to know the series well to get that one )

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I know your planet is dying but, in another 50 years, you really wouldn't want to live here on Earth - trust me!

Brilliant!

[Cartimand]

Aliens are red.
Planet Earth is blue.
I'd buqqer off home if I were you.

[Cartimand]

I know your planet is dying but, in another 50 years, you really wouldn't want to live here on Earth - trust me!

[Semi42]

This must be the first time a woman has been reddy before me

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Sorry to burst in - didn't realise you were changing.

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See my dear, this is what happens if you drink too much Lucozade.

[Cartimand]

Quick! Throw on the brown paint, then this alien really will be "marooned" on Earth.

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Hi I'm your architect David Vincent... I just wanted to go over the plans for your kitchen extension because your Aga is in a dangerous position. Oh. Never mind....

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You know when you've been Tango'd

[Cartimand]

Time for a new one methinks. From one of my favourite series:

Ellie: Oh my God, David! I thought aliens were meant to be little green men?
David: Get real babe! This is the Cold War and TV shows have a duty to scare the public into panicking about these under their beds.

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Time for a new one methinks. From one of my favourite series: