Caption Contest

[W1 Rover]

"I get it, mislaid your wallet again guv, your shout too...never mind, I'm sure it'll turn up."
"I'm off home, going to curl up on the sofa with that blue nun I've been promising myself....phones off the hook by the way."

[Cartimand]

Listen guv. Either you get me that promotion or I'm off to work for Arthur Daley.

[Semi42]

“ No….I’ll write the theme tune AND sing the theme tune”

[Cartimand]

Er... guv. Have I ever told you how your eyes twinkle so fetchingly in the East End sunlight?

[catflap]

George: Stop splashing water over my back Zippy!
Zippy: That's not water George...


(perhaps it's time for a new picture!)

[Cartimand]

Bungle: "Oh come on! It must be my turn now. If you two don't get out this minute, I'm chucking the toaster in!"

[Cartimand]

Zippy: Come on Bungle, don't be shy! Me and George have a bet on as to whether you're a big Johnny Holmes or a what's that sonny?

[Semi42]

Zippy: “ I know now it’s not just woods where bears sh1t”

[George 1978]

Zippy: "Geoffrey, has George become my Siamese twin?"

[George 1978]

Not sure if i should post a caption for this one - seems disrespectful to to all the puppeteers who drowned while filming this episode.

If the puppeteers did drown in the bath, then how come George and Zippy are still "alert"?

I have this feeling that the depth of the bath is a lot deeper and more hollow than the floor of the bathroom is.

[catflap]

George: I dropped my phone in the bath! - I think it's syncing

[Cartimand]

Zippy: "Oh no! All the water's running out. Quick, put the plug in!"
George: "Ooh. Is it an electric bath then?"

[Semi42]

“Where’s Jane? I need a scrubber!”

[W1 Rover]

"It's Bungle's soap on a rope, please give it back immediately....he's very cross with you!"

[catflap]

Bungle: While you're down there Geoffrey....