Caption Contest

[Cartimand]

Stan: "Hey girls, I see you're wearing the new uniform with the quarantine skirts."
Clippie: "Why do you call them that Stan?"
Stan: "Cos we can't wait for them to be lifted."
Bob: "Bwa ha ha!"

[Cartimand]

No sarge, that's not my truncheon - and I think he is pleased to see us.

[W1 Rover]

"Nasty... surprising what can get caught in those old turnstiles"

[Cartimand]

"I caught this guy sneaking in without a ticket Sarge."
"Have you searched him to make sure?"
"Errm .... maybe I was mistaken, Sarge. OK. Off you go son. Just don't do it again..."

[Semi42]

“You’d better see to those two old ladies over there sarge, one has had a stroke , the other couldn’t reach”

[Rottnlove]

"No, I don't have the receipt or my ID, no pockets in this outfit. Even though I don't have my wallet, I promise this hat rack is not stolen."

[Cartimand]

"It's OK Sarge - I've got it all under control. Apparently he's a Spanish national and has given his name as Senor Willy..."

[George 1978]

Take that thermometer out of your mouth - anyone would think that you were ill

[George 1978]

I know it's perfectly legal for a pregnant woman to pee in a policeman's helmet, but...

[Cartimand]

Bloody typical! Last week my colleague got Erica Rowe and all I get is this dickhead!

[catflap]

"Getting onto the pitch isn't easy Sarge, I'm surprised he pulled it off!"
"Yes, he was in enough trouble just for streaking."

[catflap]

"I've been nicked by the Fuzz!"
"Sorry mate, edge of the helmet is a bit sharp"

[Cartimand]

Got him sarge - but will it stand up in court?

[tex]

Carter....sure showed those car theives guv.
Regan... Yeah, we won't be seeing them again for a while.

[Cartimand]

Carter: "Oi... guv. Shouldn't you have your glasses on?"
Regan: "I have contacts."
Carter: "I don't care who you know, you should still be wearing your glasses."