Caption Contest

[catflap]

We call this the Mos Eisley key - it's the Space Bar.

[catflap]

Let me show you how you insert your floppy - you'll need a decent amount of RAM.

[catflap]

I don't want to worry you, but those 3 units behind us seem to be edging closer...

[Cartimand]

Yes, it can beat most people at chess, but it's not so hot at kick boxing.

[W1 Rover]

"Bloody newfangled microwaves...they'll never catch on y'know!"

[Cartimand]

You realise that by replying "Yes" to "I have read and agree to the terms and conditions" we have just invented the biggest lie in the whole universe.

[Cartimand]

No I don't recommend using "beef stew" as your login password - it's just not stroganoff.

[George 1978]

You can buy now and pay February 2000.

[Semi42]

“Now with this colossal computing power, we now have the ability to display and scroll lots of swear words all over the TV screen”

10 print “turd tit knob “
20 goto 10

[tex]

So with delivery that will be £575,000 and 49 pee

[catflap]

How about this one:

[Cartimand]

Wahey! Just landed a job as a nightclub bouncer!"

It's been a week, so anyone else care to post a suitable photo for the next round?

[Cartimand]

"Following concerns that two Navy gunboats would prove ineffective against the French flotilla, Boris deploys the bouncing bombshells to Jersey."

[Cartimand]

Wanna come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?"

[George 1978]

Introducing new portable loos - privacy not included.