Caption Contest

[Cartimand]

"Yes, the Scapegoat Q5000 is our most popular model. The buttons, tapes, beeps and flashing lights don't actually do anything, but we sell it to loads of companies so they can blame all their c0ck-ups on it."

[George 1978]

Tomorrow's World - Yesterday's Technology

[catflap]

We call this the Mos Eisley key - it's the Space Bar.

[catflap]

Let me show you how you insert your floppy - you'll need a decent amount of RAM.

[catflap]

I don't want to worry you, but those 3 units behind us seem to be edging closer...

[Cartimand]

Yes, it can beat most people at chess, but it's not so hot at kick boxing.

[W1 Rover]

"Bloody newfangled microwaves...they'll never catch on y'know!"

[Cartimand]

You realise that by replying "Yes" to "I have read and agree to the terms and conditions" we have just invented the biggest lie in the whole universe.

[Cartimand]

No I don't recommend using "beef stew" as your login password - it's just not stroganoff.

[George 1978]

You can buy now and pay February 2000.

[Semi42]

“Now with this colossal computing power, we now have the ability to display and scroll lots of swear words all over the TV screen”

10 print “turd tit knob “
20 goto 10

[tex]

So with delivery that will be £575,000 and 49 pee

[catflap]

How about this one:

[Cartimand]

Wahey! Just landed a job as a nightclub bouncer!"

It's been a week, so anyone else care to post a suitable photo for the next round?

[Cartimand]

"Following concerns that two Navy gunboats would prove ineffective against the French flotilla, Boris deploys the bouncing bombshells to Jersey."