Caption Contest

[Cartimand]

Is he undercompensating?

Maybe he'd been playing with his "Jet Set Willy?"

[Semi42]

Yes it’s a collectors item......you have to keep collecting the items that drop off it

[Cartimand]

"Driving one of these is just like having diarrhoea - you're never quite sure if you're going to make it home."

[Cartimand]

"Eat my dust Dyson!"

[catflap]

Is he undercompensating?

[Cartimand]

"Here's one I made earlier".

[Semi42]

My invention is WAYYYY better than Dysons

[tex]

Why is it everything i order on e bay is half the size i thought it was?

[Cartimand]

Cheers Semi42!

OK, how about:



"Sir Clive invents the invisible gun."

[Semi42]

Ok cartimand, you win, post the next photo
the non sticking patches one did it for me

[Cartimand]

Maybe you should select a winner? then see if they would like to post the next photo to caption, then after a week that poster selects their winner and so on...

Hi Heather. That would be a little narcissistic, given that there's only me still posting!

Will try one more:

Cyberman: "I've cut down to 20 a day"
Smirking human: "Really?"
Cyberman: (zaps smirking human) "OK, make that 21".

[Heather74]

"If you want to avoid passive smoking, then don't stand so close to that hose at my rear."

No-one else interested in having a go or submitting a new photo?

Maybe you should select a winner? then see if they would like to post the next photo to caption, then after a week that poster selects their winner and so on...

[Cartimand]

"If you want to avoid passive smoking, then don't stand so close to that hose at my rear."

No-one else interested in having a go or submitting a new photo?

[Cartimand]

"Not my fault if the bloody patches won't stick!"

[Cartimand]

Human: "Blimey! I didn't know Cybermen smoked!"
Cyberman: "I do alcohol, cigarettes and marijuana - but at cocaine I draw the line...."