Caption Contest

[Cartimand]

Wanna come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?"

[George 1978]

Introducing new portable loos - privacy not included.

[Semi42]

Argos reveal the future of green transport after the demise of the C5

[tex]

Hey girl....next time wear some knickers!!! , that thing aint pretty!

[Cartimand]

Passing businessman: "Hey! Did you know your Spacehopper's only got one horn?"
Woman: "Why do you think I've got this smile on my face?....."

[Cartimand]

The salesman told me this vacuum cleaner would cut my work in half - so I bought two from him! Aren't I clever?

[Cartimand]

I wish those chain-smoking Cybermen would use the ashtrays!

[tex]

[Cartimand]

Thought my husband was going to buy me a nice watch for my birthday - but he told me there's a perfectly good clock on the cooker.

[tex]

Wimmin.....Know your place!

[Semi42]

Do the shake and vac
and put the freshness back
the warranty on your dyson
is now worth Jack

[Cartimand]

OK, it's been a week with no new responses, so maybe Sir Clive's C5 has come to the end of the road.

How about a new photo?




Shake 'N' Vac: Putting the fun back into cremations since 1980.
(with thanks to Viz)

[Cartimand]

"There is no truth whatsoever in the rumour that my C5 is based on a washing machine motor. Now just watch my acceleration as I change gear from Delicates, through Synthetics and up to Heavy Load!"

[Cartimand]

"37 years ago I was warned that, one day, people would be laughing at me on the Do You Remember forum. And did I listen? Did I f---!"

[catflap]