Caption Contest

[Cartimand]

Nervous politburo member: "Hey comrade. Did you know they call it his Pinocchio table? Every time he tells a lie, it grows a centimetre"

[Semi42]

Oh, and order another 20 cans of mr sheen

[Cartimand]

Nervous politburo member: "Pssst comrade. Do you think glorious leader is trying to compensate for something?"

[Cartimand]

I just heard that, having been ambushed by a cake that wasn't my fault, I may be entitled to compensation - woo hoo!

[Cartimand]

Good morning paparazzi.
Hey! I never knew Smith & Wesson made cameras!

[Cartimand]

Girl: I don't like it mummy. It's all hairy and smelly!
Bad Santa: Oi! That's no way to talk about my ***.

[catflap]

Just carry this one kid you said - now here I am, 4270 rides later!

[catflap]

"Before you touch the reins, please use this hand-santa-izer"

[Cartimand]

[QUOTE=catflap;n288107]How about a seasonal one....?

Your wish .....





This experience condemned the poor girl to a lifetime of Claus-trophobia.

[catflap]

How about a seasonal one....?

[catflap]

mmmm... Jenny Agutter....

[Cartimand]

Oh come on babe, do it for me. Just the nurse's outfit and then a shower.

- No Wolfie. And for the last time, I refuse to indulge your fantasies about Jenny Agutter.

[Semi42]

“I told you you I’d get mad if you called me Bungle again”

[Cartimand]

Grandma! What big tee ... nah! let's face it, you ain't fooling no-one.

[catflap]

Don't call me a werewolf you racist!

I prefer the term 'Hirsute Lycan' myself.