Naff Embarrassing Songs You Cant Help Loving - Enter The Confession Box!

[1970schild]

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You drive me Crazy - Shakin Stevens
Especially for you - Kylie and Jason

[Twocky61]

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This has to be the worst (or the best depending on your viewpoint):

Teddy Bear by Red So Vine which goes thus:


I was on the outskirts of a little southern town
Tryin' to reach my destination before the sun went down
The old CB was blarin' away on channel 1-9!
When there came a little boy's voice on the radio line

And he said: "Breaker 1-9! Is anyone there?
come on back, truckers and talk to Teddy Bear!"
Well, I keyed the mike and said: "You got it, Teddy Bear!"
And a little boy's voice came back on the air

"'Preciate the break, Who we got on that end?"
I told him my handle, and, then he began:
"Now, I'm not supposed to bother you fellows out there
Mom says you're busy and for me to stay off the air

But you see, I get lonely and it helps to talk
'Cause that's about all I can do, I'm crippled, and, I can't walk!"
I came back and told him to fire up that mike
And I'd talk to him, as long as he liked

"This was my dad's radio", the little boy said
"But I guess it's mine and mom's now, 'cause my daddy's dead!"
"Dad had a wreck about a month ago
He was trying to get home in a blindin' snow

Mom has to work now, to make ends meet
And I'm not much help, with my two crippled feet!"
"She says not to worry that we'll make it alright
But, I hear her crying, sometimes late at night

You know there's just one thing I want more than anything else to see
Aw, I know you guys are too busy to bother with me!"
"But, you see, my dad used to take me for rides when he was home
But, I guess that's all over now, since my daddy's gone

Not one breaker came on the old CB
As that little crippled boy talked with me
I tried hard to swallow a lump that just wouldn't stay down
As I thought about my boy back in Greenville Town

"Dad was going to take mom and me with him later on this year, Why,
l remember 'I'm saying: 'Someday this old truck will be yours, Teddy Bear!'
But, I know I'll never get to ride an 18-wheeler again
But, this old base will keep me in touch with all my trucker friends!"

"Teddy Bear's gonna back on out now and leave you alone
'Cause it's about time for mom to come home
But, you give me a shout when you're passin' through
And I'll sure be happy to come back to you!"

Well, I came back and I said: uh! "Before you go 10-10
What's your home 20, little CB friend?"
Well, he gave me his address and I didn't once hesitate
'Cause this hot load of freight was just gonna have to wait

I turned that truck around on a dime
And headed straight for Jackson Street, 229
And as I rounded the corner, oh, I got one heck of a shock
late wheelers were lined up for three city blocks!

Why, I guess every driver for miles around had caught Teddy Bear's call
And that little crippled boy was having a ball
For as fast as one driver would carry him in
Another would carry him to his truck and take off again

Well, you better believe I took my turn at riding Teddy Bear
And then I carried him back in and put him down in his chair
And buddy if I never live to see happiness again
I want you to know I saw it that day, in the face of that little man

We took up a collection for him before his mama got home
And each driver said goodbye and then they all were gone
He shook my hand with a mile-long grin
And said: "So long, trucker I'll catch ya again!"

Well, I hit the Interstate with tears in my eyes
I turned on the radio and I got another surprise
"Breaker 1-9!" Came a voice on the air
"Just one word of thanks from Mama Teddy Bear!"

"We wish each and every one, a special prayer for you
'Cause, You just made my little boy's dream come true
I'll sign off now, before, I start to cry
May God ride with you, 10-4, and goodbye."
---
written by ROYAL, DALE / HILL, TOMMY / SOVINE, RED / DENNY, J. WILLIAM

[Sandy Sandwich]

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Toast by Streetband.

[the fox]

I really like Break my stride, even if I used to think it was Break my spine!

Haha - aah yes, misheard lyrics - i guess that's an entirely different thread !

[Richard1978]

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I really like Break my stride, even if I used to think it was Break my spine!

[the fox]

Break my stride by Mathew wilder - the most awful lyrics. But I like it.

'Annie, I'm not your daddy'- I think it was kid creole & the coconuts ?? Again, **** lyrics, good song.

Both remind me of childhood summers, I guess.

By the way, black lace's 'Agadoo' was not half as much fun as the spitting image spoof that followed, 'the chicken song':

http://youtu.be/NemkBVSnUt0

[amethyst]

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Ma Baker-Boney M

[Richard1978]

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The Piglets - Johnny Reggae

[Tortie]

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Brian & Michael's "Matchstalk Men & Matchstalk Cats & Dogs"
Makes me cry, but I stilll love it!

[darren]

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cyndi lauper girls just wanna have fun.

[themilkman]

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David Soul - Silver Lady

[themilkman]

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Theres a big list of naff embarrassing songs from my youth that i secretly loved but would never confess to.
So i feel this is the perfect place to confess.(after all no one knows you here, ha ha ha)
Here's just a few of naff songs i still love...

Two little boys - Rolf Harris - YouTube - Two Little Boys - Rolf Harris

Sugar Sugar - Archie's - YouTube - The Archies intro 1969

San Fransisco - Scott mckinsey - YouTube - Scott McKenzie - San Francisco

Lightning tree - The settlers - YouTube - Follyfoot Opening Titles

Id like to teach the world to sing - The new Seekers - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mOEU87SBTU

Chirpy Cheep Cheep - Middle of the road - YouTube - MIDDLE OF THE ROAD - CHIRPY CHIRPY CHEEP CHEEP 1971

The lion sleeps tonight - Tight Fit - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cD9cBEaNBc

Crazy horses - The Osmond's - YouTube - the osmonds "crazy horses"
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They dont know - Tracy Ullman - YouTube - Tracey Ullman - They Don't Know (Music Video)

I should be so lucky - kylie Minogue - YouTube - Kylie Minogue - I Should Be So Lucky

...Oh the shame!....

Now its your turn.... Come on get it of your chest and confess.

There's nothing wrong with any of them!

[Llamarama]

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Mr. Blobby - Mr. Blobby
Spanish Flea - Herb Alpert The Tijuana Brass
Popcorn - Hot Butter
Guaglione - Perez Prado (Think Guinnes ad from the 90s)
Mah Na Mah Na - Piero Umiliani

All infectiously catchy

[victorbrunswick]

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For me it was Copacabana by Barry Manilow. To this day I still like it.

[chrisredditch]

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I love to love by Tina Charles
She was quite cute in a big-hip way lol especially when she sang "Lets get down to what I'm trying to say"