- Jumped the skeleton bloke from the Stereo MCs when we were recording at the same studio in Berwick Street, also met PM Dawn there when they were recording their first album.
- Frank Skinner reckoned I managed to silence him with a playground put down once when I went to see his chat show whilst drunk. Zoe Ball spoke to me there too.
- Was on a fishing club work party as a kid and Zammo (from Grange Hill) asked to borrow my brother's shovel. I told my brother to "just say no" which didn't impress Zammo.
- Came out of the Ministry of Sound in the mid nineties to go to a petrol station and Roland Browning was coming out, to be met by a barrage of "why do you hate me rowlaaaand" from us all. He kept replying "p*ss off" so we just kept saying it. He's a big lad.
- Saw Lionel Blair shopping in Woking with his latino... erm.. mate.
- Gave some bloke abuse in a Woking carpark when he drove the wrong way into the lower level, turned out to be Nick Cotton (who was in panto).
- Spoke to Melvin Hayes in a club in the early nineties while abusing Nick Berry.
There are more but I can't remember them now, it's an age thing you know.

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